What neighbours would you like?
Upstairs there's a couple who are constantly screaming at one another about how much they hate one another and how they're ending it. They also have a habit of playing Westlife really loudly on a Saturday morning.
Across from me, there's an old woman who barely speaks English and is a nosey wee *. Then her three sons are constantly sneaking out to smoke weed at ridiculous am.
Downstairs there's a tall, skinny, gaunt faced guy who looks like he belongs in a Tim Burton novel who I've yet to hear speak.
Back at my Mum's the neighbour to the left is a Scottish version of the woman across from me now. On the right there's a family who keep to themselves.
I've never really said anything to any of them. Suppose I'd prefer friendlier neighbours who, if they had to play loud music, they had better taste.
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One side of my house is great, the other side hate us, do things like park their van next to my parents window and move it at 3-4am, put traffic cones out the front of their house so only they park their and their mates in front of ours and their kids ride bikes into the fence which are ruined it. We have electronic gates for our driveway which the kids across the road have broken twice by kicking soccer balls and skateboards at it.
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Sounds like you have a street feud going on there. Traffic cones to define a parking space is so petty it's unreal.
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Downstairs are psycopath lassies and I mean psycopaths, upstairs is a guy and woman who are never in, theyre from Trinidad or something about 50 odd year old, next door is the same, hardly ever in and hes from Texas about 40 and the other upstairs is a couple and 2 kids theyre about 30. I know them all quite well. Although ive only ever been in the couple upstairs and the psycho lassies house before.
The woman from the couple upstairs has twin brothers, one of whom is gay. :50: -
I live in a mid house with a house on the left and two flats on my right. The neighbours on the left seem to have a problem with everyone in the scheme, they smoke big time and theres about 7 in the family and non of my family smoke now the thing is I don't mind people smoke but throwing smoke ends into other peoples gardens is a disgrace and plus there oldiest son looks like a beast, and there huns. :56:
the two flats on the right, the upper flat is a burd about my age and shes no to bad and a good lass, the lower flat has a good guy with a wife and a son he plays heavy metal on weekends during the morning which does my * in a times but they are alright :50: -
Yer they moved in 10 years after we did and rebuilt the house and got * that my parents wouldnt let them rip up the fence which was there to put in a massive concrete one as it would have meant we would have had to rip up most of the garden. Theyve been * since.
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In my row of 6 houses on my estate everyone is grand apart from one of my nextdoor neighbours. Everyone hate's the ma because she is as far up her own hole and the kids a bit annoying. 2 girls and Ive known them my whole life but ones just dead shy and the other is an arrogant * they just wont say hi when you pass them and say "Howeye Niamh".
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theres this auld nosey cow who always comes out to make sure i dont put glass bottles in the bin, does my nut in. can hear the * next door soring and a german couple next door, theyre sound. hate that auld woman though
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Reminds me of my pals house, the * up the stair from him play that rock band or whatever game a lot I think, as its always the same song its the same tune all the time lol its like the tune at the start of that song because I got high, they hardly ever get past the first 20 seconds of whatever it is as its like that part is replayed over and over again. If im in his house and theyre playing it and they do quite a bit of the song we've started to clap and cheer :56:dont know if they ever noticed that weve noticed them and have started cheering them. -
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aye but the banks are miles away
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tell her to get tae *, its a * bin!! :50:
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Oh well at least she cares. Can imagine you sneaking out early to put them in. :56: -
the first time i met her i was putting them out and she came out and said is that bottles i can hear? to which i said yes. she then told me to take them out and walk up to highborough rd(wherever the * that is), i binned them when she went away. serious bam up but i did'nt want to make a fuss
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:56: daft cow, imagine saying that to someone you never even knew
Do the binmen not take rubbish to places where it all gets sorted out anyway, just say your keeping those guys in a job :50: -
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Ma neighbours are all alright.
The guy and his missus that stays on the left of us moved in no long ago and he takes our bins out along with his if he's ever up before us and we do the same with him. Put stronger stumps in our fence out back to keep it strong aswell.
Auld dears that stay on the right are good Celtic fans. Always talks with ma Da out the front after games while they get their garden hing going on. -
Live in England on a wee culdisac thing like a square and it was draped in union jack bunting when i was away for 2 weeks during the royal wedding tore down most of it at night but can't get the rest of it.
So next door to the right are the smelliest * you can imagine there house is black somehow every * elses is pebbledashed, i have to sit and hear the the son pump his 30st bird who funnily enough happens to be a hun last i seen her she had that auld orange top on (not a nice site) the * cook cabbage by the bulk aswell i think seeps thru the walls and stinks my house out and there always asking knocking asking for * and money they never get it but always ask say once a month.
To the left i have two lesbians that both drive this * hairdryer moped sounds like a * fighter jet engine apart from that nae bother.
And then to the front this is the best one theres a skinhead chelsea fan so you catch the drift mr.hardman bnp etc. etc. said about 2 words to me since i moved here and i let the * know i'm a proud * * but the best of it all was when his son who i think he wanted to turn into mini me but he was well a bit strange and quite turned out to be a * and have a wee japanese boyfriend so that was the biggest laugh since time began for me.Last edited by a moderator: Jun 15, 2011
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