Discuss Problem downstairs, pretty urgent! (guys only) in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. NotTheMessiah

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    Alright lads, I just turned 20 and to cut a long story short I've been smoking weed and over the past day/night I have this mental feeling in my (mostly) left * area, well tonight I took my pants off to have a look and they were moving about now, I'm high so I don't know if it's just me * tripping haha, or there's actually an issue, I can't think about anything else and almost had a wee anxiety in the bathroom about 10-15 minutes ago. I'm sorry for such a weird thread but I'm proper scared, I'll be making an appointment first thing tomorrow... any of you have a clue what's going on? I'll try and answer any questions.

    PS: It's not really an agonising pain, more of an uncomfortable tingle.
     
  2. King of Kings

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    Just chill out man. You smoked some weed - I don't think it's going to have some sudden effect on your balls :smiley-laughing002: check them out in the morning.
     
  3. Lennon2011

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    Sleep on it buddy, most likely you're imagining it.
     
  4. NotTheMessiah

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    Sorry, this problem occured last night, I was high and just about to beat the bishop to put it nicely when I thought my left ball bag was abnormally large but when I stood up it looked normal again. I'll wake up tomorrow, not smoke and see what happenes.
     
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  6. NotTheMessiah

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    Also to add, I've been smoking for a couple of years and this hasn't happened, although I had a 2-3 week break and this just occured as I started smoking again, but I was thinking the weed just made the pain noticable but the testicular problem has always been there? * knows.
     
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  8. NotTheMessiah

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    "And I think we're dead", * brilliant... I hope to * this is me just having a bad time.
     
  9. King of Kings

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    If it's been there for a few years it can wait until the morning. :50:

    But seriously, you should get a Dr's appointment if you think something could be wrong. Don't want to mess with your nuts.
     
  10. Jinky.

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    Sounds like your freaking out over * all. Stop smoking green.
     
  11. ILoveTheCeltic

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    Did you eat it? the weed? if you did this can be normal sometimes, just relax, sit down, get a drink of something and dont panic, you're not dying. Stick to smoking.
     
  12. Pinstripe

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    You say you've always had a problem down there....why haven't you been the see the Doc about it?
    You're probably just freaking out because of the smoke......check them again in the morning.....if problem is still there...get yourself to the Docs.
     
  13. NotTheMessiah

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    Nah man, always smoking with golden v baccy, that's the weird thing, this is weird, I'm not exactly "out my * head" high, more mellow, haven't sparked up in about 30-40 mins and the 'issue' is still there, it's mental but the slight pain goes away when standing or's it at least a lot less noticable. but I need to get to sleep so thats out the question haha.

    Cheers everybody, even you * posting the videos haha! I'll get to the docs tomorrow if I wake up and it's worse, cheers.
     
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    YOUR * IS OUT TO GET YOU..........


    RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. ILoveTheCeltic

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    Ive never had affects like that from smoking, twice from eating cookies though. First time it happened I thought I was dying - actually got took to hospital where they said nothing was wrong and sent me hame lol :52:, 2nd time I knew it was just from eating too much and could keep a grip of reality.
     
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    Put some music on...see if they move to the beat.....if they do, try a Dire Straits or Phil Collins number...that should put it to sleep :50:
     
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    Holy * mate... I'd be worried too!!

    Sleep on it but if you can't sleep, phone NHS Direct.
     
  18. Celticbhoy111

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    NHS 24/7 still on the go?
     
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    Nail it to the floor just in case
     
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    Hilarious thread is hilarious.