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Problem downstairs, pretty urgent! (guys only)

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by NotTheMessiah, Nov 14, 2013.

Discuss Problem downstairs, pretty urgent! (guys only) in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Samaras13

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    :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:

    That is all.
     
  2. Samaras13

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  3. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Smoke another joint, then cut it off.

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  4. Green Socks

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    Ah the ol' tingly weed balls. Don't worry the prosthetic's are pretty good now a days.
     
  5. Green Socks

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    You haven't taken part in any Anne Summers parties recently have you?
     
  6. CheGuevara

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  7. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    You could have * worms...I am sure you can work out what that is, they require self hand surgery to be removed, freaks ya out when ya see a big worm shooting out though.
     
  8. CheGuevara

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    This guy had the same problem. He found the solution though.....................




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  9. McChiellini..

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    Sultans of Swing should do it.
     
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    You lot are arseholes :56: !

    Right, in the morning, finally got to sleep... the testicles are still moving about, also expanding and (de?)expanding? But apparently that's something to do with temperature, this has nothing to do with the weed, the weed just made the pain more noticeable, so I'll probably go see the docs, * right embarrassing. Also still a slight uncomfortable tingle which is the only thing annoying.
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vggKgEGIK2g"]Do your balls hang low SONG! - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Thread of 2013.
     
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    RIP NotTheMessiah :shamrock:

    Jiggly ball syndrome strikes again.
     
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  17. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    Expanding :97:
     
  18. marti~bhoy

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    Another victim of the bawjangles. GBNF.
     
  19. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    Expanding balls?
     
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    Stop the weed and cut down on bashing the bishop.
    They need some down time like everything else.:smiley-laughing002: