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Who do you want to score in the OF

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by Bhoyyo, Dec 18, 2011.

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  1. scootz

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    Big Dan to go on a mazy run from his own box... dribble around every outfield Rangers player (twice)... meg McGregor on the penalty spot (twice)... take the ball to the goal line... trap the ball on the goal line... turn round... drop his shorts to bare his hairy Swedish * to the ball... all the players stop to look in astonishment... the crowd falls silent with a slightly confused look on their collective faces... Maj grits his teeth... squeezes hard... cheeks (both sets) turn red... pops out the girliest peep of a fart... and it blows the ball weakly across the line... the players applaud... the crowd goes wild... and Dan finishes off with a Robbie Keane cartwheel, roly-poly and arrow-shot into the angry mob!

    I wonder what odds I might get on that particular sequence of events!? Got to be worth a fiver!
     
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  2. Victor Wanyama

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    McCourt in the last minute then he runs to the rangers fans and blesses Himself.
     
    Victor Wanyama, Dec 18, 2011
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  3. Heisenberg

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    Stokes, Mulgrew, Kayal, Wanyama, Matthews
     
    Heisenberg, Dec 18, 2011
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  4. Vic the Brick

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    Everyone except Forster. A goal a piece. 10-0

    Be lovely to * smash them. We're due a 4+ hun drubbing. This wee team of guys would * love to do it to them and we all know Lennon would. Let's hope.
     
    Vic the Brick, Dec 18, 2011
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  5. smithy18

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    stokesy, bangura, broony, McGeouch and mulgrew
     
    smithy18, Dec 18, 2011
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  6. Conor1888

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    Paddy Mc'Court
     
    Conor1888, Dec 18, 2011
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  7. dmccourt95

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    big sammi, paddy and would be funny if bangura scored against them
     
    dmccourt95, Dec 18, 2011
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  8. The Celtic Way

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    he goes he fears no foe for hes .............
     
    The Celtic Way, Dec 18, 2011
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  9. KelsoBhoy67

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    KelsoBhoy67, Dec 18, 2011
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  10. CelticFC1967

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    Celtic.
     
    CelticFC1967, Dec 18, 2011
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  11. Markybhoy

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    Any guy in green & white will do for me. But if I could choose...................

    I wouldn't mind seeing another 'Broony' \O/
     
    Markybhoy, Dec 18, 2011
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  12. CelticFC1967

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    I'd love to see Paddy score a wonder-goal though - they'd be fizzing!

    :celt_2:
     
    CelticFC1967, Dec 18, 2011
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  13. mighty mccourt

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    Paddy receives the ball on half way, nutmegs McCulloch, looks at his watch and setts of round the entire hun defence before playing a 1-2 off McGregors * and backheeling it in. The celebration will involve jumping on top of Lafferty and getting sent off, which wont matter as its the 93rd minute and he wont be selected for the next game anyway. On his way off he will strip to reveal a t-shirt simply saying "GIRFUY" before slapping Ally McCoist with a halibut he'd hidden under the bench during the warm up.
     
    mighty mccourt, Dec 18, 2011
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  14. DannybhoyCFC

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    That or Samaras on a mazy run and with a chip over the keeper, to then lift up his shirt to reveal a 'why always me' t-shirt.
     
    DannybhoyCFC, Dec 18, 2011
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  15. Heisenberg

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    Wouldn't mind seeing another Broony myself lol
     
    Heisenberg, Dec 18, 2011
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  16. Mince.Charming

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    stokes .
     
    Mince.Charming, Dec 18, 2011
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  17. Sween

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    Same
     
    Sween, Dec 18, 2011
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  18. HoopyT Danny McGrains Bearded Army Gold Member

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    Would like to see Sammy or Maj get a goal, they have taken pelters earlier in the season, justifiably so in many cases but have come back from it on to a nice bit of form so would be nice for them to continue espeically with a goal against the scum.

    Also as said previously a goal for Charlie would be a good end to the year for him.
     
    HoopyT, Dec 18, 2011
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  19. Henke102

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    McCourt comes on, about the 80th minute, it's a tense 1 each draw after they were awarded a penalty after an Aluko dive. McCourt gets the ball on the left, nutmegs Whittaker, and drives into space. Skilfully destroys Bocanegra and Weir. Hits a curling right footer into the top left bin. The chant of PMFA is then reported to have been heard all the way back in the Loudon on Duke street where the perma rage is seething out!!
     
    Henke102, Dec 18, 2011
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  20. W33kev

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    Kayal to score a screamer

    Sent from my GT-S5570 using Tapatalk
     
    W33kev, Dec 18, 2011
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