What's the worst thing you've ever done when pissed...

Not really done anything bad,more just stupid.

 

Me and one of my mates came back from a night out went to his for more bevvys about 7-8 in the morning, I needed a pish so bad I went up stairs to the toliet and at that time me blazzing out my nut didny even know where i was opened the door and his sister was having a shower then i start doing a pish in the toliet she starts shouting "get out!" then i start pishing in the shower while shes in it and am laughing at the same time

 

Christ, where to start?

Was up in my mates student digs in Stirling years ago, we decided to play a game of 'punch a hole in the ceiling' at 4am He got lobbed out the next day.

Threw practically the entire contents of my apartment off the veranda into the swimming pool in Salou on a lads holiday then * onto the veranda below, hid under the couch when the cops arrived, we somehow managed to talk our way out of it.

Took a girl home in a taxi, forgetting my girlfriend was in my bed waiting on me. Stupid *, had to make an excuse to get rid of her at the last minute.

Ahhh .. too be young and daft again ... :icon_mrgreen:

 

Shagged my mates bird after a night oot, he walked in next morning after night shift and found both us lying there naked cuddled up.
Needless to say i was woke up that morning by gettn the * kicked out of me.

 

Spent a week at oktoberfest with friends, my 3rd day there I woke up in a phonebooth being prodded by a really hot female cop, I had a beer stien in my hand an a bra on my head and I either asked her out on a Date or propisitioned her in a mix of german and english, either way she just blushed and let her partner haul me into the drunk tank

 

my mates done that to me once as well, absolute dirting maself. They know that im not fond of the PSNI and even when i thought someone stole it, I was adament I wasnt ringing them lol, thankfully the * only parked it round the corner, but scary as * lol

 

ma mates sister

 

Not the bad but funniest was ,If anyone knows the Shawhead roundabout coming of the M8 at Coatbridge they will know how busy it is especially on a Friday ,i stay just down the road from there but one Friday i came of the nightshift and went on the razzle all day ,it got to 4pm and i was asked to leave the Grange Hotel [my local] by the manager and of i went .

Of i went i mean to the Roundabout and i took control of the traffic acting like a warden ,i had the orange works jacket on so people went for it but the word is Roundabout ,why would a warden be there ,stupid bassas, I caused mayhem but cars actually stopped when i told them to and anyone that gave me * got the fingers back ,i nearly got hit a few times while running round the roundabout but by now not much was moving ,a mate in his works van seen from a distance and said he nearly * himself because Radio Clyde's eye in the sky said there was a heavy build up of traffic at the Shawhead Interchange ,when the mate got close enough he grabbed me and put me in the van and took me home .

The next day he phoned to see how i was and told me what happened ,i said ,aye right ,a bit later i was out and someone else i knew said * were you up to yesterday on that roundabout and said it was some laugh watching me arguing with drivers and so on ,,,ah they were the days.

 

was very drunk,repeat very drunk.
* in my best mates mums bath then * in her fridge the same night,why i have no idea,never did anything like it before or ever again thank *.
still cringe when i remember the next day.
20 years

later​

still

embarrassed​

when i see her.

 

forgot,set fire to the working kitchen in my mums,cooking while drunk and fell asleep,brother got fire brigade out, all were safe,kithchen *.
IM A CHEF.not my proudest moment,cost me 2 grand aswell.

 

Eh i would stop drinking ,,just a tip.

 

Epic lol

 

Pretty daft 'cause you could've been hit by a car but * me did this story make me laugh

 

Got skelped with a plantpot over the head

 

Bet you soiled your plants.

 

Caused a massive scene in a strippers because they accused me of being gay or taking my clothes off and walking about my own street.

 

peed on my dogs bed.