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What's the worst thing you've ever done when pissed...

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Miles Platting, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. pablo88

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  2. SuperNick

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    What was the outcome pal?





    Me, probs just getting too handy too quickly on the auld dancing. Cringe every time.
     
  3. Fiferbhoy1991

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    a night out in Dundee last year, spewed over my mates legs in the club (she was not best pleased), got started on by some * for * myself at his missus falling on her puss, got lost, got started on again for no giving a boy a *(dundonians obv arent friendliest of folk), got threatened to be put in cells by two coppers for wandering the streets and belting out BOTOB at 2 in the morning then finally rang a mate to give me a lift back to the Kingdom.

    Not my finest hour but it was a giggle
     
  4. hoops88

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    2 day bender fell over fractured eye socket broke ARM in 2 places carried on drinking for a few hours then went to hospital in the morning looked like the elephant man or another time went home after night out went to bed got up to go to toilet fell down the stairs straight thru the window cut to * naked and had to chap door to get back in put trousers on and got ambulance 47 stitches later they discharged me wouldn't phone me a taxi had to walk 2 miles home with only a pair of jeans on no shoes 4 in the morning middle of February need to stop the binge drinking
     
  5. chrissybhoy7

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    I remember I went there * one night and iced 100 quid...* near emptied my bank at the time:56:

    Its a trap that place, if you go, go sober!
     
  6. alsybhoy

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    cant remember!
     
  7. celticminded89

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    Took my mates motor and moved it from where it was parked, funny when he thought someone stole it. Funny at the time but if the coppers pulled me over i'd be absolutely *.
     
  8. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    Tried to write a poem.Fucknows why,kind of creeped myself out with that.
     
  9. alsybhoy

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    well actually i fell asleep in a dug kennel at the shows one year at the bo`ness fair if that counts lol
     
  10. Twisty . Gold Member

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    win anything?
     
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    lay the heed on mi best m8
     
  12. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    Oh aye,tried to make those microwave noodles and didnt put any water in it.Bad news that was.Thought the house was actually going to burn down with the amount of smoke.
     
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    the bo'ness fair is just a gala day :icon_mrgreen:
     
  14. Andy bhoy

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    Yeah that's always embarrassing in the morning lol

    I once went up to a pair of lesbians getting it off and asked if they wanted a threesom, also on the walk home my mate told this Irish boy I was a * so he pushed me over and gave me a snow bath lol
     
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    * me...I didn't realise it went up that much.

    Me and the wife have got a 56 plate Vectra 150sri for £192 fully comp. £100 excess. I too have been in your boat but never got caught. I like to think I know better now. I only drive the car on a Friday when she's off work. Sometimes I am unable to drive on the Friday (hic)
     
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    * you dinny start me eh:56:
     
  17. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    There has been many..........

    one I dread thinking about for the rest of my life, Christmas doo, got bladdered in this pub went to the bog,took the wrong turn and ended up in the landlords bedroom

    * it, that wll do me went for a kip,:52:
     
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    That's not too bad. What's the worst that could happen? :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    :56:
     
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    :56::56: