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Whats the funniest thing your heard someone shout at a game?

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by topbhoy1967, Oct 8, 2007.

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  1. Fiferbhoy1991

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    i mind being sat near the dugouts and Hughes, turns round to the guy in front of me and says something like "Right son, pit this strip oan, ye canny be oany worse than this *"
    Might no be the best tactical brain in the game, but the guy has a sense of humour. Although i suppose youd need to if you managed falkirk
     
    Fiferbhoy1991, Jan 20, 2012
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  2. McManus4

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    There's a nutjob who sits in 112 who abuses the players for 90 minutes and barely cheers at the goals. Trampy guy with long hair. Might be a hun.
     
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  3. Scotzbhoy

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    Can't really think of too many, but this always makes me chuckle:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX-yuHGsW5g
    "Noo we cannae see em gettin aff the cuntin bus" "Oh wait a minute, aye we can"
    Old guy gets off the bus at the end; "Right from the start big man, hattrick in there!"
    Class.
     
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  4. James Gold Member Gold Member

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    'good dummy ya *'
     
    James, Jan 20, 2012
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    aw naw no annoni on anaw noo

    and wee guy about 12 shouted at alan mcgregor "oi beasty, away you and throw pish at yerself ya *" near pished maself laughing
     
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    LOL I do the same exact thing at games but Im sure this wasnt me mate!!!!!!!! :56:
     
    Celtic_Jorge, Jan 21, 2012
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  7. The Golden God I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds Gold Member

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    Anyone else remember the fat guy at Rugby Park?? :56::56:
     
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  8. Artur Boruc #1

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    That monstrosity in the corner? :celt_2:
     
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  9. The Golden God I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds Gold Member

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    Aye! The one that wouldn't give Naylor the ball back at the throw, took a fair amount of abuse for a couple of years after it!
     
    The Golden God, Jan 21, 2012
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    My brother in law who is a St Mirren fan was getting a bit fed up at one of their players, when the player made his next mistake my in law stood up and shouted for everyone to hear,,,Hoi Abercrombie you do that again and i will * you!!!!!!!! He was so * off he said he didnt realise what he was shouting.
     
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    Just after naka signed. Guy in front of me roared at the top of voice " For * sake feed the *" obviously couldn't get naka's name right. At the time we all * ourselves laughing. The guys a * n he's still shouting *.
     
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    This wasn't actually at the Stadium, but watching a game live at a CSC in the States: don't remember the specific game, but was a European match.

    Archie McPherson as usual trying to convince of his linguistic dexterity, said something about one of the opponents being a nemesis against one of ours -
    One of the locals turned around and in all seriousness asked

    "What number is Nemesis?"

    My Mrs & I were about on the floor! <!--StartFragment --> [​IMG]
     
    D'Ecosse, Feb 5, 2012
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    The sight of that conga starting yesterday at the far end of the stand, and then for hundreds of Tims to start piling down the stairs from all angles to join in with it is without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever seen whilst at a Celtic game :celt_2:
     
    Artur Boruc #1, Feb 5, 2012
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    i cant remember the game think it might have been hearts or a european night, def a wednesday night game quite a few years ago when i was still at school, during the tommy burns management days (* Bless)

    It was half time and everyone was belting out fields of athenry the big pause came and a youg guy at the top of his voice shouted out F*ck Bobby Sands Ye's Deed with both hands raised and appart, everyone in the area stoped and looked at him haha it was hilarious coz the guy didn't have a clue. everyone saw the funny side. The guy just continued to sing the rest of the song haha
     
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    Heard this one lady sitting a few seats along from us at the Dundee Utd 2-1 home game a few games ago, all she did the whole game was tell whoever was on the ball "Come on!!" eg "Come on Victor!!" "Come on Tony!" a few chuckles between me and my mates
     
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    I remember when McCoist was playing for Killie and was warming up behind the goals and the Lisbon Lions Stand burst into "Theres only one John Parrot" :D haha
     
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    jelly and ice cream when rangers die was pretty funny
     
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    "aww away and * your pants Referee"
    guy that used to sit behind me, the way he said it too :56:
     
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    i always laugh when i think of this giant of a Celtic fan giving perfectly timed "Miranda, ya bawbag!" against St. Mirren at Love St. He did it a few times always during any quiet moments in the ground.
    I liked the one years back in a testimonial against Man U when the fans chanted "Theres only one United and thats an f'n biscuit!"
     
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