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Whats the funniest thing your heard someone shout at a game?

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by topbhoy1967, Oct 8, 2007.

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  1. Lecs

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    Over the years I've heard so many belters.

    There's a guy 2 rows behind me in the Jock Stein stand who is sheer comedy gold. We were playing at home to Hearts in 2009, ended up winning 2-1 with a last minute Loovens goal. Anyway Gary Caldwell was having an absolute nightmare, and the he should've came and challenged for the ball, but he just backed off and let the striker advance, so the guy behind me stood up and shouted "CALDWELL, YOU'RE * WORSE THAN OLIVER TEBILY!".
     
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  2. TESLA Gold Member Gold Member

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    Holy * I'm in me college library surrounded by people and the amount of times I near cracked up laughin reading trough this!:56::56:
     
    TESLA, Jan 18, 2012
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    In the eighties at brockville.
    Peter grant had been in the paper
    The day before cos he had spent £40
    On a haircut ( a lot of money then)
    He was warming up in front of the
    Celtic fans and this guy shouts
    "forty quid! for * sake goin get
    Your money back"
    Peter couldn't do anything but laugh!
     
    jkel, Jan 18, 2012
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  4. Hope N Ur Heart

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    Ah the BANTER!!

    Tears are streaming down my face, hilarious stuff.Keep it going folks


    What about "for every fiver they put down, we'll put down a tenner"...some muppet ah heard:bbpd:
     
    Hope N Ur Heart, Jan 18, 2012
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    Dunno if it's been posted, apologies if it has.

    Remember Graham Rix (think he was on Chelsea's coaching staff) he joined up with... I think it was Aberdeen (I could be wrong)

    Anyway, there was some scandal with him having * with an underage girl.

    The away fans began singing to the tune of:
    Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This

    If You Tolerate RIX Then Your Children Will Be Next !!!!!!!!!


    Belter
     
    aidanh, Jan 18, 2012
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  6. odonno

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    Celtic vs St Midden... sure it was strachans last season...... Huns were 10 goals better off than us and celtic had just scored the 7th to make it 7-0, guy behind us jumps up and screams tap eh his voice "CMON TAE * CELLIC!!!!!!!! WE WANT 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

    ha made us laugh
     
    odonno, Jan 18, 2012
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    Guy behind me every game.

    '* off Samaras you donkey you're * and never done * all.'

    5 minutes later scores

    'He's world class by the way been brilliant for ages.'

    Says it about everycunt
     
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  8. ORIGINALS

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    Guy beside me comes out with the most random insults, funny as *. " * off wilson ya zombie" "* sake ki ya * flool". Not fool but flool. Nonsense but still class.
     
    ORIGINALS, Jan 18, 2012
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    Some old boy in the row in front of me feels the need to shout "A'll git it" every time the opposition make a bad pass haha. Never gets old :56:
     
    MarleyBhoy, Jan 18, 2012
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  10. The Golden God I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds Gold Member

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    "Fucksake Naka ya Chinese *"
     
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  11. TESLA Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56::56:
     
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    Celtic vs Dunfermline a few seasons back these 2 guys sat in the Jock Stein stand and kept shouting in a girly voice 'Doris, DORIS!' followed by 'Doris ya cow thats a * birds name moooooooooooo!' kept me entertained for ages that did hahaha
     
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    There's an auld guy that sits along from me, and all he does all game is shout and scream abuse and criticism at the team. But the funny thing is that he does it with one of the most high pitched shrieks you'll ever hear. Makes him sound like a complete and utter *, all the bhoys in our row just laugh at him :celt_2:
     
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    " Is that Anonni on anaw noo ? "
     
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    Dundee United game last season, was sitting in the north stand we the kids and this boy behind us starts shouting , " Goodwillie you been * yer sister again ye fud ? " it really was shocking for the kids to hear but it buckled me :56:
     
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    An old guy sits near me and shouts "get riddy it" when our players have the ball and are passing it about. I dont know what he means :56: its like hes panicking we're going to lose the ball and just shouts out "get rid ae it you" at random players :97:
     
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  17. paddybhoy92

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    Was at the wembley cup a few years ago to watch the game against spurs! Every time alan hutton got the ball, all the celtic fans booed... So redknapp subbed him off at half time!

    Samaras scored a cracker that day and killen scored a bullet of a header as we lifted the cup; brilliant day out!
     
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  18. maggiethatcher

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    I know him! He does it constantly whenever we win possession or come under pressure! If he was in charge we'd never get past the halfway line
     
    maggiethatcher, Jan 19, 2012
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    PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE CAN REMEMBER THIS !

    When Strachan was here, in section 117 there used to be this drunk guy with an Edinburgh accent and a pink Celtic scarf. He used to talk the biggest ammount of * I had ever heard. He had a 6/7 year old boy with him who would taunt the away fans with his own song.

    'Yous are stupid and you're rubbish.
    We are better 'cause we can shoot.
    Yous are never going to win.
    Yous aren't even going to win the league.'

    Then he would repeat 8 or 9 times and his Dad would join in.
     
    McManus4, Jan 19, 2012
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  20. BelfastCelt88

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    Some of these are belters hahaha! :56:
     
    BelfastCelt88, Jan 19, 2012
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