What would you do?

I know what your saying, it's just hard to fathom how someone could concoct something like that and string his brother along for months. I hope it is something like that, otherwise it's horrible for the OP.

 

Just to modify someone else's idea from earlier:

IF you're no invited, the best thing to do is say "no bother" with a big cheesy grin on yer face, for you have come up with a cunning plan mein freund!

Let them go on their trip to the Dam, and sit eagerly with anticipation for them to post their lovely smiling photos onto Facebook (or whatever). Then, like a hungry vulture, you get those snaps onto the graphics section on here, then get the most sordid, *-covered, bukakke photos you can get from a gay knocking-shop, and get someone to photoshop their heads onto some wee skinny dudes getting banjo'ed by the biggest, blackest dutch dudes ye can find on the interwebs.

Then, when the deed is done.....you wait.........wait.

Just a few days before the wedding, you get in touch with whoever is doing the mass programs - you know, the ones that have a picture of the lovely bride n' groom to be, then you bung the printer a few quid, and get him to stick the gay photies right smack in the middle pages.......that way people will be like "oh look at the lovely couple" when they pick up their leaflets, then they will be like "jesus * christ!" when they open the leaflet up...........this way, you're brother and his fiancee will be cast out of the church as the old bigoted priest will refuse to marry them, and the whole congregation will be forced to spend the whole day in their lovely wedding outfits, in confession for having taken the Lord's name in vain within the church grounds.

Revenge is sweet brother, oh how it is sweet..........

 

This thread started with a "funny" story that descended into a * take. If it turns out to be true there's going to be a lot of sympathy for the op. On the other hand it could be the op that's at the wind up with us.

 

Paddy, there is a side to you that is deeply distrubing, machiavellian and vindictive.




I doff my cap to you sir!

 

FFS hope l never get on your wrong side. :smiley-laughing002:

 

Its what I am thinking, just seem's to far fetched now like.

 

That is beautiful :smiley-laughing002:

 

Your brother doesn't like you it seems.

I wasn't invited to my brothers nor did I bother going to his wedding

 

I'm not one for cruelty to animals (except if its making Hearts fans watch the old zombie co,s Uefa cup run video),.....however, I do feel there,s always a place for skunks, if used sparingly. dead ones. In chariots. At the very least it scare the * out of somebody.


failing that, as hammer says....get her pumped. Or somebody. doesn't really matter who.



Probably a good thing I'm not a marriage councillor.

 

Get yourself down to Bills tool store via Gallowgate, Then chib'um.

 

Evil plan

Wait until he leaves for Amsterdam, make plans with his missus ( catch up dinner, talk about wedding stuff etc etc ) while he's away......this is the foundation!

Buy a cheap mobile, give it to your friend and save the number on your mobile as your brothers name. Tell your friend to send a few messages about prostitutes ( use your imagination ) while spending time with his missus. Act disgusted, either tell her what the messages contain or leave the phone where she will be able to see the messages.

This will leave her wanting to either a) get instant revenge ( thank me later ) or b) cancelling the wedding


How satisfied would you feel?

 

That's a good tool store.

 

Better yet, once he's away send mad Gary_92 round to her house with a big bag of roofies, and a camera..........get him to take a few photos, like a reverse Horrible Bosses, then send the photie to his phone over in the dam :icon_mrgreen:

 

He still not get back to you? Dont think they would plan you to go as a suprise he would phone you back not ignore you something aint right

 

Best of gear!

 

Barras Brand

 

Genuine quality stolen goods! 10 'minute warranty??

 

Genuine fakes mate, get it right

 

Ehem....apologies, now get yer genuine username back to Padmill with the Bil Murray avatar ya poofye.