What would you do?

Get you Freud!

 

Just ask him what the * script is, no * about its your brother so straight to the point.

 

Probably a 6/10 if I am honest haha. Smelly nope, the old granny stocks me up with deodorant every christmas!

 

He might think you wouldn't be interested in going. Bit of a slap in the face your sister asking for money: she must know you weren't invited and could spare the money.

It's a weird one for me to comment on as me and my brother are like best buds.

I'd probably not say anything until after the wedding. You'd find out then but it would probably be "I thought you wouldn't be interested"

 

My sister never invited me to her hen do and I wiped her out of my life.

Shaved my bikini zone and everything.

 

Maybe you are right, maybe I thought we were closer than we really are

 

Kneecap him

 

Phone the police.

 

Usually I would but since this is his wedding I don't want to appear to be a *. At the end of the day it is his choice. All I want is an explanation and approaching him now may cause a rift in the family

 

Get the Dam booked anyway. Great weekend away lol.

 

* his missus when he is away

 

Feckin right it was. She must have known for a while. * sake I even paid for her and my ma's dresses for the wedding and paid for the wedding cars etc

 

Will do mate haha

 

Ah are you the soft touch ?

 

Fucksake. Ask him. And then * his missus

 

It's not you being the *.

Maybe it was the best man's idea not to ask you.

I really would pull him ASAP & get it sorted.

Have you got bad breath, overactive flatulence, warts?

 

* on his cats head.

If he doesn't have a cat, go and buy one and offer him the feline in a brotherly gift giving ceremony.

Just as he is becoming acquainted with said furry beast proceed to tarnish it's dome with helping of the * mud.

 

The missus aint my type haha

 

:smiley-laughing002: Best advice yet.