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Ultimate Turn Off

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Garrymac1888, Jul 29, 2014.

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  1. faw cough

    faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Hairy * pipes.
     
    faw cough, Jul 29, 2014
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  2. Garrymac1888

    Garrymac1888

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    :56:Bet when she said that a few semis were raised :50:
     
    Garrymac1888, Jul 29, 2014
    #42
  3. TicFan88

    TicFan88

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    I went down on a bird before and she farted, * disgusting.
     
    TicFan88, Jul 29, 2014
    #43
  4. Garrymac1888

    Garrymac1888

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    Was it a real fart or a * fart?
     
    Garrymac1888, Jul 29, 2014
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  5. Paul67

    Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    Not sure, but a few * banks were put in place :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Paul67, Jul 29, 2014
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  6. C2911

    C2911

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    Did you just hear it or could you feel the breeze? :smiley-laughing002:
     
    C2911, Jul 29, 2014
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  7. Vertie Auld

    Vertie Auld

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    :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Vertie Auld, Jul 29, 2014
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  8. muffitO'tea

    muffitO'tea

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    :56:
     
    muffitO'tea, Jul 29, 2014
    #48
  9. Mr. Slippyfist

    Mr. Slippyfist

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    Manky hun boots :38:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Jul 29, 2014
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  10. Buster

    Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    A bird l used to work with told the story of out bevying with her then boyfriend and gave him a BJ when they got home only to spew up over his *.
     
    Buster, Jul 29, 2014
    #50
  11. The Prof

    The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    A deep voice, hands like shovels, huge biceps, a big fat hairy *, answers to the name big Harry.
     
    The Prof, Jul 29, 2014
    #51
  12. Casino

    Casino

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    Religious burds.
     
    Casino, Jul 30, 2014
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  13. Mícheál Gorman

    Mícheál Gorman

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    If they're * craic.
     
    Mícheál Gorman, Jul 30, 2014
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  14. Mr. Slippyfist

    Mr. Slippyfist

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    You must be a right wee poof then if you don't love your bhrds screamin "oh *, oh *".......
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Jul 30, 2014
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  15. No1bhoy

    No1bhoy

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    :smiley-laughing002::50:
     
    No1bhoy, Jul 30, 2014
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  16. muffitO'tea

    muffitO'tea

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    Friends with a girl who told me this happened to her too. Maybe the same lass :smiley-laughing002:
     
    muffitO'tea, Jul 30, 2014
    #56
  17. WolfOfParkhead

    WolfOfParkhead

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    Short hair it looks horrible on girls
     
    WolfOfParkhead, Jul 30, 2014
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  18. Elephant Stone

    Elephant Stone

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    Lassies that wear suits. Get tae * with that, suits are for men. If you want to look smart put on a nice * dress.

    Girls with no class. Basically if they've got piercings, tattoos, short hair dyed stupid colours - anything like that and they can * off.

    And I * hate girls that act stupid 'cause they think it's attractive. And girls that talk as if they're children. And girls that wear too much make-up. And girls with ridiculous fake tan that turns them orange.

    Girls that still watch the Disney films with the princesses and *. You're either too old for that or too young for me.

    I * hate anyone that watches Glee.
     
    Elephant Stone, Jul 30, 2014
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  19. Elephant Stone

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    For me, the biggest turn off of all is being Jessie J.
     
    Elephant Stone, Jul 30, 2014
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  20. Slaw

    Slaw

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    I lost it at the last bit :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:
     
    Slaw, Jul 30, 2014
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