Trivial things that make you happy.

Ducks.
Flowers.
Hotdogs.
Perfume.
Puns.

 

Ducks rule.So does coming in * last night to find a Big Mac waiting on me.
People being told something is worthless on the TV,like on Antiques Roadshow.

 

Big cuddles from your wane :icon_mrgreen:

 

A leftover Pizza Hut pepperoni pizza to cure your hangover.

 

when you wake up on thinking that it's monday...then remember that it's actually sunday.

 

People ruining reporters attempts to deliver the news.

 

- Food
- Drink
- Football
- Movies
- Ripping the heed
- Games

Not really trivial but awell they keep me occupied :icon_mrgreen:

 

the way i run out of dips and still have loads of chocolate left in my choc dip so proceed to tongue it out like a big * makes me feel rather naughty

 

Seen a boyracer in his stupid looking modified car speeding by me on the motorway and next time i seen him hes on the hard shoulder with a unmarked cop car behind him

 

when people overtake on a single lane carriageway like the a69 or something. they use the other side of the road when it clear to overtake you, then you drop back as they speed away. a mile or two later and theyre behind a tractor and you've caught them up

 

when folk speed past you in the town at 50 mph in a 30 zone, then you're right beside them at the next set of traffic lights. always gives you a gid laugh. :icon_mrgreen:

when you score an absolute peach on fifa. advanced rainbow then a volley from that 45 yards out. :icon_mrgreen:

 

when you score a cracker in fifa by picking the ball up and rugby throw it into the net and the goals is giving.

 

Farting on her face when she is sleeping.

Or awake,dont matter,still makes me happy.

 

you dirty bhoy darn

that was me this morning. lieing in bed beside my girlfriend annoying her because she was feeling rough and i was fine :icon_mrgreen:

 

A pint of Beamish.

 

seein a dog wae its head out the passanger window of a car,
seein someone trip over somethin in the street and start runnin coz of it,
smackin someone square on the dial wae a snowball,
makin people spew wae ma farts,
eatin chinese food,
watchin dogs tryin to hump random things, especially peoples legs!,
bevvyin in the sunshine!

 

a 70cl oh voddy

 

The junkie woman that dances and sings,selling the Big Issue outside the Central Station in Glasgow.