Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Was standing next to a guy at the train station today doing this. He was getting angry when he couldn't hear what the caller was saying cause it was windy.
Put it to your * ear!

 

Being annoyed that * I worked with almost quarter of a century ago still get in my head because I want them dead.
Thing is, I know 3 of them are dead unsure of 1 and other went into mental hospital.
What I hate most is that they were all Celtic supporters.

 

American football is *.
Full of overpaid * who can’t string a sentence together never mind a pass.
And what the * is it with the body armour. Is it to protect their brain dead selfs from having their one brain cell shaken.

 

I'm not sure the body armour would protect their one brain cell.

Might need a helmet for that.

 

Ding's nails everytime he's down on a shot..

 

Forum members that side with Putin or use the Evil Situation for their own game

 

Well helmets don't protect them either. The game isn't safe and there is massive reasons why from 2008-19 Super bowl viewership is down 25%, child participation down 30%, high school down 10% and college down 5%. Lots of areas are switching to football.

 

Lots of sports aren't safe, anything with physical contact isn't 100% safe. Heading a ball isn't safe, being punched in a boxing or MMA ring isn't safe.

I boxed and played football, ended up with three operations on my ankle and knees due to the football, a sport "safer" than boxing.

Love the sport.

 

People being brake happy on the motorway not realising that if they just took their foot off the wee pedal on the right it would slow ye down. But nah tap tap tap causing a domino effect.

 

What about * who cruise at ridiculously slow speeds on the outside lane on the motorway when it's no even busy

 

Or the middle lane… amount of people out there who dunno how to drive is ridiculous.

 

The extreme care you need to take when buying off Amazon. One wrong click and you're signing up for Prime. *.

The sound made by the lid of a jar as it rattles to a halt on your kitchen worktop.

 

Perfect gift for you

 

Tail gating , I just slow down to 15mph in a 30 zone to rile them up

 

In Next home with my wife. Lost the will to live.

 

All my * neighbours around me with their poxy England flags hanging out of windows ..

*

 

Larkhall is a * place for that mate

 

I suppose it’s to be expected when I’m in Yorkshire…. but the same * will whip the flags straight in as soon as they are pumped out.

Probably all still annoyed at me dancing in the garden after Italy dud them 2 summers ago.

*

 

* that go to the pub for coffee when there's a * load of coffee shops.

The icing on the cake is bar staff who don't understand they can pour my pint without making any noticable difference to the coffee wait, but I have to wait 10 minutes or more whilst they * about with lattes and capachinos hot * chocolate
etc and a selection of milk that's * bigger than the selection of lagers meaning that some * will moan he got Almond milk instead of soya milk so that one needs to be done again.

Why can't they just * off to Starbucks Costa Nero Soho or even * Greggs

 

People having the window wipers on full speed when it's barely raining

* working on checkouts in shops who'll loudly sigh when you ask for a receipt