Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Another wee one is Yelirworld.com I forgot to say to you earlier mate..

Lot of good stuff on that. Jackets. Cap's etc..

 

Aye, most Americanisms are boggin but I've always liked variations of that one ever since seeing Blazing Saddles as a teenager. "Where dem white women at?" I thought that was hilarious.

 

People who overuse the word untenable especially football pundits.

 

If you say Billy Gill-MORE, instead of Billy Gilmer, you are indeed a weapon.

 

Football fans using fifa as some sort of baseline for how good a player is in real life. I hear people talking about players in fifa as if they are actually doing something in real life.

 

I’d never be one to kick up a fuss or anything, but slow service in a pub or restaurant does my * * in.

 

Bought a wee outfit to go out the morra for the game then after..

Go in to Reiss. Try a white slim fit xl t shirt on. Too baggy. Ask the guy can he grab a large as none on the shop floor. Cut a long story short.....I try a large in another colour while waiting for mine. He drops the white to me in changing room. Spot on..

I go to the lassie at the till with both colours but only want the white and she * it every which way and somehow puts the original xl at the very start from behind her in my bag. * knows how and I've only just noticed trying it all on..

 

Think it’s more a Scottish thing but hate it when * pronounce things that sound off to the ear

 

I’m torture for sizing in clothes, half my * is medium then I pick up another medium in a hurry, get home and try it on and and up giving it to the wee man to grow into

 

Roman numerals. I'm watching Frozen Planet 2 just now but the feckin' BBC keep advertising Frozen Planet 11. And there's never enough time to work out when a programme was made when you see a repeat of something good on one of those oldie channels...

 

Freedom of speech.

Social media and forums have allowed the brain dead and skid marks of society to ramble absolute * (Ukraine and covid spring to mind)

Back in the day in a pub if they had spoken such pish, a slap and a gentle * off would have ended the ramblings.

I actually hate most people

 

You lost me at Reiss.

I now accept the only designer clothes I can buy is shoes.

 

I pronounce it "Wee hun *".

 

Another Reason one fine day we will Cross The Whisky Bar Road Together while massaging the Duke Box

 

I know what you mean, i have lost count the amount of times i have burst through my French Knickers!

 

Tell me about it mate

 

In the gym, the people who grunt after every rep. * weirdos.

 

Folk starting a random conversation with the person serving in any Queue. Like get in, get what you need, get out.
We all have places to be cunto.

Anyway my Subway was class!

 

Going for a pish and missing a goal. 3 times in 3 different games this has happened to me the day.