Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

When you've flushed the toilet and still have to wash the pan down with scrunched up TP. I often find myself thinking, How the * did that even GET there?

 

Londoners getting a higher NLW just because they live in London.

 

Just wait until Truss brings in her proposed regional pay-scales based on cost of living.

 

I'm guessing you are not aware that London living wage is a guidance rather than a legal minimum wage.

 

May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes!

 

Robbie Neilson's nose.

 

Morning program TV presenters.

 

About to return some dodgy fitting jeans online but missing the 28 day return date by 3 days because I've been a lazy *.
Now I'm stuck with the * that make my crotch look like an alien invasion.

 

Over whitened over straightened teeth, horrendous looking on a woman, ten times worse on a man.

 

A couple of my mates have went to Turkey for new teeth. First * you’d spot at the dancing when the uv lights are on.

 

All this uproar about the Finnish PM partying at the weekend. Really don’t get what the big deal is if she had no work commitments.

 

Saw in the local paper how the boar are getting more bold with attacking the bins around here. Read your post an thought maybe I should broaden my horizons.

 

When you get bananas from the supermarket and they take about 2 weeks to ripen.

 

She’s no Theresa May

 

''a real man flushes once and walks away and never looks back''
Sean Lock.....

 

So……..

Todays driving issue that drove me nuts.

Sitting at a junction where the light sequence is awful and designed by a * at South Lanarkshire Council, she decides to discuss at length about how bad it was and couldn’t understand why our green light didn’t go with the filter.

All of this chat and gesticulating done while stationary even though we had a * green light!!

Three times I told her that we had a green light, but she kept on about the sequence!

Eventually I heard “oh, I better get going then” or some *. I had given up.


She’s mental

 

Getting told to get to my bed as I'm getting drunk. Fecking 66 years auld guys and still getting told what to do.

 

making my own macaroon bars only for them to turn out *, whole lot went into the bin, then realising iv'e wasted £4 on ingredients and wasting about 2hrs of my time when all I had to do was go into Asda and buy 4 bars of mrs tillys macaroon bars for the same 4 quid