Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Having your wipers on in the motor but the rain can't make it's mind up if it's on or off

 

You've announced to the hoose that you're going to the shops,got your coat,keys dosh etc and on your way out the door,naw, just as you close the door your missus or weans ask you to get them something(which naturally you know hee haw about as you've closed the * door) only to come back to "where's ma crisps"!!!!!

 

* me, sounds exactly like ma hoose

 

* certain governments trying to bring back the imperial measurement system. Great use of public money and time. As if people aren’t struggling enough

 

Top hats.

 

When someone is asked if they're ready and they say, "as I'll ever be."

 

Kings of Leon. Just think the lead singer sounds like Elmer Fudd. Wife loves them and if we ever see them I will wear a trappers hat just to make the * point.

 

* clocks going back. I really * hate the time change in the Autumn instantly makes it darker and colder for no * reason.

 

Thought that was the Sun going down so no light or heat.

 

A concert of theirs was on sky there, I lasted a few songs and turned it off.

 

Overly talkative people that work in shops. Coffee shops are the worst. What’s your plans for the rest of the day? What you up to this weekend? Does ma *!

 

Customers who you make an effort to talk too and they just ignore you

 

Nosey *. Folk that work in Frasers in Buchanan Street give it all that patter. The managers must be telling them to do this pish.

 

The local co-op is the worse for this. Full of auld wummin talkin about their ailments and such *. While your stuck behind them with your loaf and milk going out of date .....

 

That result * me off that much I had murders indoors and * off to my maw and da's for a bit..

*..

 

I’ll add to this… People who are only buying one or two items and don’t even have their card or money out ready and continue to * about looking in every pocket just to realise their money was in their phone case.

 

Speaking of shops/supermarkets….

When did it become “normal” that you have to ask the person on the checkout for plastic bags?

like not for the first time i stands at the end of the conveyor, waiting for her to start tossing my items to me, and i had to say to her, “nae bags hen?”

FfS where did she think a was gonna store ma shoapin, in ma pockets?

 

Let me add another because this just happened today. Someone went off on me because I had no cash on me and acted totally shocked like their whole world had collapsed around them because I said I rarely ever carry cash. Then they processed to ask what if I’m buying just a small thing… um what the * do people think contactless is for, I’m not going to carry cash on me just on the off chance some * needs it so they don’t throw their toys out the pram.

 

Firestick remotes.

Seems to me that the batteries they come with last a fair wee while, then when they runs out and you need to replace them, all of a sudden they don't last that long. Even if it's Duracells.

Constantly having to open the back, take them out and swap them about to get it working again. * pain in the hole.