Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Arseholes all round Britain obsessed and seemingly thinking how wonderful and important any royal * (or not) is worthy of celebrating and making a right *' * of themselves, people have wains every day get a *' life ya fuckwanks.!

 

Someone who is excitedly obsessive over something, but in football terms is a derogatory phrase applied to people who fawn over the likes of Barca when they play well.

 

Thanks. I still can't see myself ever using it. It seems too American for my liking.

 

That * weather in the middle of May, just had to change clothes for the third time today after taking the dug out.

 

Tell me about it Gyp, held back coz i was playing a game thought, man looks like it's gonna hose doon anytime better go the noo, got about half way to the park and doon the * came, soaked again, dug takes about a day to dry out too coz of the thick fur.
I swear tae *, big man must be like hey look here he comes noo...pish oan him

 

That Hoddle goal was brilliant though ( one of my favourite non-Celtic goals ever). He was a fantastic footballer.

 

Edinburgh people and how they sound when they talk......Do they actually have an accent? .....it's a difficult question to answer....But they all sound annoying

 

You need to be careful posting that in this thread on here

 

Uber drivers that don’t know where they are going even though the sat nav literally tells them.

 

Hamilton always escaping relegation.

 

This pub in Teuchterland called Badenochs has all the rebs on its jukebox but they've finally realised after months and started skipping them. Saturday ruined.

 

In Elgin?

 

in the boozers yesterday and there was a wee do on in the lounge.
some wee lassie was making her 1st communion and there was tonnes of grub laid out.
so, i toddle in and, making sure her mother see's me, and i give her a fiver. the mother thanks me but points out there are 2 of them making there 1st communion, so i slip the wee boy a fiver as well.
(can you see my plan here ?)
so i sit back down thinking, ''there's to much grub for the party, i'm definitely onto a plate of scran here, but instead of a plate of chicken wings and sausage rolls i was sent in a pint, a pint ?.... man can't live on lager alone, were's my f*ckin grub

my mate called me a *, and was pishing himself.

i was starving anaw.

 

Yeah haha

 

The worlds fifth biggest economy and there’s a charity on the news asking people to sponsor children for school uniforms, absolutely * embarrassing.