Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Im terrible when the Mrs is driving.

“You could a pulled oot there!”

“Take a right here its quicker”.

*gets hopelessly lost.

 

Wasn't * you was it !?

 

* voted for it. The biggest poker hand he’ll be dealt. He’ll be dealt a jack and a duck, fill * all, realise he’s lost, then claim jacks and ducks are wild.

 

If he did I reckon the silly * will have had to get some help with putting his x on the slip.

 

Pulled a muscle in my back from sneezing ffs

 

2 hour's * waiting for this Chinky..

 

Hot flushes..

 

Why we say ‘Sean’ like ‘Shon’ but we don’t say ‘bean’ like ‘Bon’

 

Sausage , bons and chips please.

It has a ring to it.

 

If ye say it in a thick teuchter accent, it doesn’t sound out of place.

 

People that queue at tills or on buses without their purse/wallet out and act surprised to be asked for money. Followed by scrambling around for minutes to get together the money to pay.

 

I usually just nudge them oot the road and put my * on the counter, making sure I get some awkward eye contact in to make them feel like arseholes, even though I’m the *.

 

Winds me up.

Maybe Aldi and Lidl have the right idea by chucking every scanned item at you and making you feel like pure scum for not being able to put everything in your bag as fast.

 

I went to school wae a * that pronounced it “Shan”.

 

People that put tuna mayo on their baked potato before the cheese.

 

I hate this, getting past the driver on a bus should rarely take more than 3 seconds. If it does I assume your thick as *.

 

A like to have my bags ready and try and pack them as they scan them.

Yeah I really am that * cool

 

To the person that stole my anti-depressants...

I hope you’re happy now.