The drunk thread!

stick to these then lads youll be fine :bbpd:

 

I frosty jacks was really bad mind when we were younger we put one of these big * of metal chains in it for an hour this thing was covered in rust and within an hour it looked like a brand new chain just imagine what that is doing to your insides if it can do that to a metal chain. still could whack a cider sunday session with it but get 10 bottles and some blackcurrent juice and cups and the troops were jamming

 

poof juice haha :bbpd: We gave my mate a bottle of that blue wicked stuff, just a wee bottle like that smirnoff ice one ^^^, he had never drank before n we were telling him its got 40% alcohol in it, he drank the bottle n hes was acting as if he was wrecked falling all over the place, so funny after we told him it had about 2% in it lol

I was just listening to that toytown song there haha i remember i used to listen to it all the time back in the day. Takes you back so it does.

 

i used to drink frosty jacks every weekend whrn i was 14/15

 

jackie d or the desperado will do me just grand I think

 

Aye i know mate when yer young though you just done give a * really, when you get older you start to think about stuff. Aye mate im the exact same, no had it in ages though, remember the old cider sundays n that haha. A mind when ye started drinking we used to half a 3litre with somebody, youd have a bottle of volvic water and youd get 3 bottles each of the cide n deluten juice, then you started going up to a full 3litre to yerself. When i think back to they days you did do some stupid stuff, but tbh if a jeenie poped out a lamp n said you want a wish id wish to go back and do it all over again

 

being back at those days would be class they were the best days when you didnt have to give a * and 20 pound did you a weekend.

 

same mate those really were the days i'm still doing stupid * to this day but you don't have that same feeling of not giving a * now you get embarrassed and can't leave the house for a week.

 

mate when i started drinking i never smoked so all i needed was about 3 quid 1.50 to half somebody a 3litlre of cider, 50p to half somebody a bottle of delutin juice and 1 quid to get a roll n donner later on :icon_mrgreen:

Aye i know what you mean, like if the polis catch you steaming or something back then you got took home and thats it, now if its on a weekend you in a cell till monday then off to court. Never happened to me mind but i know people who have. * that would be brutal in a stupid wee cell for that long. What age are you btw?

 

head the cells a couple of times once had a polis batter me in the back of the motor * *. only 20 yourself

 

i used to get a 3 liter and a kebab/chinky after. both friday and sometimes saturday nights used to play golf as well on a saturday/sunday with hangover .

 

ive never been caught we used to run across the road a hop over a fence to the pond. but we drank in parks/woods polis never came :icon_mrgreen:

 

Aye thats happened to my mate a few times he fights back though and so he should. I remember somebody from my bit was out and he was absolutly pished, the polis punched * out him, took him hame n told his mum he had been fighting *. Im only 18 mate will be 19 in July.

Used to get pished on friday n saturday n play fitbaw hungover on a sunday, i dont know how we managed that i dont think i could play fitbaw hungover now I can hardly go out my bed lol. What age are you mate? Sound like im being a nosey *

mate we ALWAYS used to get chased every weekend without fail, the feeling you get when you got away but canny beat it :icon_mrgreen:

 

the * already had the handcuffs on me thought about biting the * at one point but it ain't worth the hassle seen the same polis the next day and he came up and tried to intimidate me saying he was going to batter me again and that is one of strathclydes finest

 

Thats the thing mate they can handcuff you and batter you and nothing will happen to them, theres nothing you can do really. When you think about the people who are in the jail the now for assault and stuff, they * should be in there as well. But at the end of the day, your word against theres you're never going to win. Thats the kinda place we live in unfortunetly

 

love my bed after a night out drinking as well... 18 mate.. aye got great adrenaline couldnt wait to fire in my cider when we got away

 

i mate his partnered was shocked and tried to get him to stop then when I brought it up at the cells it was your typical head done it never happened bullshit learnt then your better just letting the * get there way in the end it will come back on them in some way

 

Canny wait for this next OF game gonny be jumping. I hope we do them good and proper. Wouldnve been good if we got to get the trophy after the game but oh well. Any yous been to one?

 

Been to two got beat twice so i ain't going back to an of again.

 

nae luck mate been to 2 as well home & away won twice though :icon_mrgreen: Both the times where in the season they finished 3rd. 1-0 at the shitpit Zurawski scored then 3-0 at CP Hartson, Balde & McGeady i think? scored. The one at the shitpit was the best though, the Free Broomloan was rocking :icon_mrgreen: