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The drunk thread!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by irvy7, Dec 8, 2005.

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  1. Airdrie Onion

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    Just thought yuo should all nkow that after manny weesk of accustauions - yep, I finally am oot ma nut. I am not an example for any of you youngsters to follow btw. JUST SAY NO TO DELICIOUS SIGNLE MALTS!

    a6T THE Moment my brain is doing this...


    [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ga6zAEB9fOM[/youtube]


    but here's some fitba...we4ll, jammy and weird goals anyayway...

    [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ze2KdnInrT4[/youtube]

    and does anybody else friggin hate buckin weasels?

    Edit: seems to have been deleted - you tube - 'Weasel Stomping Day'

    [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jEOAh9RDIfI[/youtube]
     
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    Airdrie Onion, Dec 20, 2008
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  2. Lazycame

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    I've had my suspicions for a while. Enjoy.
     
    Lazycame, Dec 20, 2008
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  3. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    LOL @ AO's post.

    Here's to the delicious single malts.
     
    Callum McGregor, Dec 22, 2008
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  4. Jungle Bhoy

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    :bbpd:
     
    Jungle Bhoy, Dec 23, 2008
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    :bbpd: tae yersel too
     
    BBhoy, Dec 23, 2008
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    Anyone else havin a wee drink or two the night?

    I'm just back from me brothers, he was giving me tgem Coors light, ya know i always thought they musta been em wee girly beers but turns out there 4.5% so nothin to turn ur nose up too! Pretty tasty n all ya know! :60:
    * i cant wait fer Christmas dinner!

    Back home now enjoying a couple o Guiness!
     
    Dusty, Dec 25, 2008
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  7. Fancy Pants

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    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh santa,s on his way ffs
     
    Fancy Pants, Dec 25, 2008
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  8. GlasgowTim

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    watch yer liver curly...u cant get a new one of them for christmas.
     
    GlasgowTim, Dec 25, 2008
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  9. Fancy Pants

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    aha thats where you are wrong .As i,m a reptilian one of the unknown facts about us(which mr Ike has n,t found out )is we have the ability to regrow vital organs :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Fancy Pants, Dec 26, 2008
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  10. saintsofkillers

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    This is a fukin belter btw, i went with my missus and 2 weans 16, and 22 down to my mum and dad,s for xmas dinner but it was my dad,s 60th yesterday and my sis is 40 2day,anywho we had a party afterward,s and im not a big drinker but i like vodca but it has to be absoloute.
    I went to the toilet, and you know when yer zip gets caught right at the bottom and ye cannae get the wee bas up?,well i was in there fer 20 min,s trying tae fix it when ma dad came to the door and asked what was wrong, i told him and he said come oot and ill sort it.So here,s me standing in the kitchen wi ma dad kneeling in front of me with a fooking knife at ma zip, hence very near the jewels trying to get it out, he got it eventually but then later on about 2 hours ltr i went tae the toilet again but this time because i was half cut and still have all 4 skins i * on the floor, so when i went to wipe it, i fell and smacked ma head on the radiator and splitt the bas, concussed and all, and get this when i came oot the toilet ma ma said whits wrong as i was sheet white as i said i was concussed, well i blamed her for not getting me circumsised when i was a baby and i swear the place went up in stiches.Right ive made a pure * of masell 3 times in 24hrs so all you nutters get in here and get your nights in here.btw im feeling ok now and 2 paper stiches done the trick.* bless ye awe and lets get in tae these basses the morra.:56::56::56::bbpd::shamrock::shamrock::ANYWORD:barf
     
    saintsofkillers, Dec 26, 2008
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  11. GlasgowTim

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    thats pretty handy that.


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    GlasgowTim, Dec 26, 2008
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ya muppet!! thats made my day that, lesson learned here pal, is just sit down!!!!:56:
     
    angiebowie, Dec 26, 2008
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  13. irvy7

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    thats me on the booze for the day just watching it in the hoose bed for 5 me thinks ha ha
     
    irvy7, Dec 27, 2008
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    You put your left arm up, your left arm down
    Left shoulder right shoulder and touch it to the ground
    You do the Artur Boruc and you turn around
    That's what it's all about
    OHHHHH THE HOLY GOALIE

    Yes I am a bit intoxicated and yes I've been spamming people over MSN with this. :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Reno., Dec 27, 2008
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  15. Rendog

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    I thought i would temporarily rename this the new year drunk thread for all drunken new year chat as well as the standard stuff.
     
    Rendog, Dec 31, 2008
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    Have a good one lads, just been struck by the vomiting bug so it's a night in with BBC One for me..
     
    zmcfc, Dec 31, 2008
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    Enjoy everyone...I'm off to a party, hopefully it should be a good start to a great year:50:
     
    Claire, Dec 31, 2008
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    Just done the jellies, vodka, schnapps and triple sec numbers, gonna go down well :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Mr Nice, Dec 31, 2008
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    Happy New Year to everybody when it comes:50:
     
    Metrobhoy, Dec 31, 2008
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  20. irvy7

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    nice 1 happy new year everybody i won't be on tonight am off to the land of much drunkeness and i will be there for a day or two in fact hardly been out of it since christmas

    anyway all the best for 2009 especially paul67 and celtboy and family

    have fun people

    mon the hoops 4 in a row here we go
     
    irvy7, Dec 31, 2008
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