The Death Psychic

typed in barry ferguson and got this (i changed the yous to Barry and him etc

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above (Barry's) head and strikes (him) in the face. (He) sues the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, (he) suffers a massive heart attack and falls to the ground dead.

 

Celticmad.....you will clearly have both in the future

 

While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss.

 

Not sure i will bother with a garage, ive alrdy broken my future.

 

While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.

i wanted a better death than that lol

 

Hey - at least it was (or will be) quick

 

I can believe this if Naylor keeps playing lol


http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u12397

 

Beaten to death by a mime? Never should trust a man that entertains kids but bulges so unpleasently

 

Your clearly safe Rosco - did that wee french bloke not die the other day?

 

While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.

must be working undercover on an Orange march....and get run over by the Rangers team - *!!!

 

Is your murderer one of the Hi-Hats or something

 

must be how Marcel Marso died

 

for my real name:
While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

my forum name:
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

 

I'd hate to do your post mortum, there'd be * everywhere

 

While hanging Christmas lights, you slip on an icy patch and fall from your roof, plummeting to the concrete below. You break your neck and die instantly.

Merry Christmas guys

 

You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.


ouch. easier ways to die surely, remind me to never trust the polis :icon_mrgreen:

 

lol lol

did one for David Murray (52??!?) here's his one how apt......
Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss

 

This thread has turned sick as *!!

I like it

 

You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild *, only seconds before *.

 

Tough luck Don

Mine:
Prior to surgery, you are accidentally given a lethal dose of anesthesia and never wake up.