Stupid sayings

I can't shake the feeling that the frogs in the box will be studying the mental state of the cidermaster.

 

Me too. But it makes sense when you put the A at the beginning.

 

The following conversation format in my hometown:

"How's you?"

"Och no bad, just working away ae."

"Aye, Nuhin else fur it."

"Aye you've got tae ae."

"Aye, just daein away."

Mind numbing.

 

Still beats mine:

"How are things?"

"Grand so."

"Oh ya, same, tractor fecked again."

"Grand."

 

* up.

 

"awrite mucker?"

"brand new mate"

"Whit ye up tae?"

"* all, yersel'?"

"Not much man."


Friday night with my best mate.

 

Deary me.

 

"It was the company that was liquidated, not the club".

I die a little inside every time I hear that.

 

I think they die a little inside every time they have to try and convince themselves of that.

 

I laugh a lot when I hear that.

 

I usually tend to burst out laughing.

 

Haud yer wheesht.

 

Our version of that "up the Clyde in a banana boat" one is "do you think I came up the Foyle in a bubble." Still makes * all sense mind you.

Also, I always thought the saying was "lower than a snakes belly" but I've heard "lower than a bow-legged caterpillar" a few times, that sounds more ridiculous than stupid though

 

I don't laugh because the entire footballing establishment of our nation lets them continue the lie. They liquidated in 2012 but get to carry on as if nothing happened. No wonder they are so smarmy, cheat for years with no consequences.

Another * saying: Cheats never prosper.

 

No consequences? Their club died. That's a pretty glaring consequence.

 

The reports and video have always been detroyed during recording for some reason. All the bullet proof glass smashed through too. Eyedentification copied and webbed prints fooling all evolutionary web finger print sensors.

I want to know how angry a box of spiders get if ordered from Australia. I've got a couple mates over there and they are cool as * but every Christmas I stare at the box "why didn't they just send me a card?, that's all I send anyone else." But I open it anyway and it's always just a bunch of family photographs.

Ok sorry i went on a tangent there.

As dumb as a doorbell. (I don't get it, sounds like a good invention to me) Maybe I just made it up

 

Ye think im buttoned up the back?

 

"I knew that would happen . . "

 

Guy in my work just said on the phone

'Nuhin else fur it'

I pure laughed