Discuss Snake swallows human whole! in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Ciaran_67

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    * me. RIP.
     
  3. Mr Shelby Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    Seen this earlier.

    Howling.
     
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    It could hardly chop him up into little pieces!

    He will have been well dead at the point he was swallowed.

    PS. Im totally * off i clicked onto that and found it was the Scum!
     
  5. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    I thought this was impossible , am sure I read that somewhere roundabout the time of the last claim that a python had swallowed a grown man, as the shoulders are wider than a pythons mouth could/can open.
     
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  7. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Shouldn't this Be In The What Are You Having For Dinner/Tea? Topic?
     
  8. The Greenman King of kings

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    * sake what a horrible way to go . RIP
     
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    He was already dead.
     
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  11. Ciaran_67

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    Question 2:

    What would you do if a python was coiling around you? (10 Marks)
     
  12. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    * ma self
     
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    Start coiling round it and bite the *. What would Steve Irwin do?
     
  14. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    Id let it swallow me then burst right out its gut and skin the *, then I'd skull * its half dead corpse using its skin as a condom.
     
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  15. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    By the time it swallows you , you are already dead.
     
  16. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    I think that's what my Mrs hopes for secretly
     
  17. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Poke it in the bumhole.

    Works with dogs.
     
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  19. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    *, hope he's ok..
     
  20. Henke102

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    Ah well that is Indonesia on my no go list.