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Relationship Advice thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Celticbhoy111, Apr 29, 2013.

Discuss Relationship Advice thread in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. emmetf

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    Tell her youre pregnant
     
    emmetf, May 2, 2013
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  2. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    Kidnap her, stash her in the attic and nail one of her feet to the floor.

    You'll be happy that you have her and she'll be happy you never nailed both her feet to the floor.

    It's a Mills and Boon ending.
     
    Sean Daleer, May 2, 2013
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  3. Pinstripe

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    He wants to nail her but I dont think this is what he had in mind :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Pinstripe, May 2, 2013
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  4. Bayern Bru Gold Member Gold Member

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    So what's the method for starting to chat to a lassie in college who isn't in your class, who is from another country and culture?
     
    Bayern Bru, May 2, 2013
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  5. pop47

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    Keep giving her one till you meet someone else.....no point going without.:50:
     
    pop47, May 3, 2013
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  6. dazzamac

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    * her and wipe yer * on the curtains on your way into her mums room...* her and anyone else that gets in the way...aslong as they are of legal age of course
     
    dazzamac, May 3, 2013
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  7. SpellCheck92

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    I wouldn't recommend this. NEVER wipe yer * on the curtains.
     
    SpellCheck92, May 3, 2013
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  8. Sonny7

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    Where did ya * her?




















    Right in the *
     
    Sonny7, May 3, 2013
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  9. GAA_Celtic

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    Why the * does a friend tell me about dates she is going on and then doesn't text me all day and says it went well
     
    GAA_Celtic, May 13, 2013
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  10. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Means she's lying in the corner in a puddle of *,and her * is like a clowns pocket :50:
     
    Gyp Rosetti, May 13, 2013
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  11. GAA_Celtic

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    I never get why she tells me, I don't care :smiley-laughing002:
     
    GAA_Celtic, May 13, 2013
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  12. GAA_Celtic

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    Why do girls seem to want to know about past relationships? And whether I am still in contact with exes.
     
    GAA_Celtic, Jul 6, 2013
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  13. Notorious Gold Member Gold Member

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    you just don't get caught sticking it in some bird that's the first rule
     
    Notorious, Jul 6, 2013
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  14. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    A mixture of paranoia and probably wondering why the previous ones ended.
     
    Clint Eastwood, Jul 6, 2013
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  15. GAA_Celtic

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    Ah no I am not dating her, but she has asked quite a few relationship questions.
     
    GAA_Celtic, Jul 6, 2013
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  16. Marie Bookmaker

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    She could be trying to make you feel jealous, possibly got the hots for you.

    The reason she won't be texting is shes on said dates and it would be rude to text you when with her date.
     
    Marie, Jul 6, 2013
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  17. GAA_Celtic

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    * I have so many issues with girls :56:
     
    GAA_Celtic, Jul 6, 2013
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  18. Woody

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    I live in ze bat cave
     
    Woody, Jul 6, 2013
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  19. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    Oh I see, I misread and saw "girlfriend" for some reason.

    Yeah, she definitely wants you.
     
    Clint Eastwood, Jul 6, 2013
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