Post something you learned today

That’s his maw.

 

Getting soft in ma auld age, stopped and made sure he was ok. He was nearly greetin, could hear his dad shoutin at himon his phone.

 

Never to lose confidence in Celtic, didn't see us getting anything last night and we were superb

 

The D.B Cooper hijacking incident...madness.

He must've been a secret agent of some sort.

 

Britain is * at winter Olympics.
commentators are doing there nut cos some wee brit slid down the ice on a tray and got bronze.

 

Harry kane is a complete and utter skudbook

 

That there is a Banana in the Hay

 

Injaculation,u can actaully * inwards up through the bladder,with plenty practice.Read about this few weeks ago.Supposed to be healthier as u lose a weeks worth of minerals if u * outwards lol.

 

Seen a few docs on this; some good, some not so much. They usually feature someone convinced he was their uncle/neighbour/ex-husband.

 

Watched a BBC doc on him the other night. Fascinating, went and bought a biography on him today.

 

The Mary Beard one ?

 

Aye.

 

more from winter Olympics !!!
Isabel atkins wins bronze for Britain in womans free-style ski-ing.
lizzy was born in Boston. U.S.A
she likes marmite and Ribena.

didn't know that a love for marmite qualifies you as british.
ah well, who knew ?

 

There’s some dispute about that, mate.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/50179/how-did-caesarean-sections-get-their-name

 

Working class men got the vote at the same time as Women.

 

No matter how many letters you get from the TV license enforcers , they will not come to your door.

i have amassed 17 of them telling me dates the will be here , i stayed in and waited , no appearence from them, i have lost £350 in wages per day bcos of this,