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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Minty, Dec 19, 2016.

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  1. jj81 I now Book

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    Lager tops being acceptable asked on the worldwide web when it clearly states in the rules it's a 3 day ban which I just learned
     
  2. Marty McFly Johnny Mac’s Roadie Gold Member

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    I might be the most neatest cutterer of cheese in the land
     
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  3. Scotia Gold Member Gold Member

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    you wear the hoops thats good enough
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    Got daughters new speakers wired up and wi-fied to her gadgets … they light up and water spouts to the beat of her music ,

    all fekkin day been on full blast … like a fekkin night club here !!!

    lesson learned …. " sorry hen theres a cable missing "
     
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    When watching pornhub quitley in a corner with buds in, make sure they are paired before upping the volume...
     
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    All Tories are cünt.but I knew that 30 years ago.cünt is a village in turkey so I ain't swearing lol.HH
     
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  6. Marty McFly Johnny Mac’s Roadie Gold Member

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    Every time I listen to Waterboys - Whole of the Moon now, I picture that stupid dance in The Affair

    Which was actually quite good tbh. But still
     
  7. StevieBhoooy!

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    If given 5 minutes in a dimly lit room with James Corden and a lump hammer .... I am pretty certain I would be the first out and with 4 minutes 30 seconds to spare.
     
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  8. SUMMER TIME Gold Member Gold Member

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    I would use the whole 5 minutes Stevie.
     
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  9. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    That Depeche Mode when we score!!
    Now that is what I call a proper Sexual Fantasy!!:56:
     
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  10. Sean Daleer 8 and 3 ¹/³rds Gold Member

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    I bought some sausages out of the butchers. 2 of them were like slabs and the other 2 were so thin I could see through them.

    No danger. Right back to the butchers I went.

    Got another 2 slabs in place of the wafer thin ones. Winning :34:
     
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  11. Sean Daleer 8 and 3 ¹/³rds Gold Member

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    You dream different from me cool bhoy
     
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  12. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    That Depeche Mode when we score!!
     
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  13. smokie899 Gold Member Gold Member

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    That it's new years eve today.
     
  14. SUMMER TIME Gold Member Gold Member

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    You miss more people each year.
    & you miss people more each year.
     
  15. StevieBhoooy!

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    Maybe something well known but need to me....

    Sean Connery has a younger brother Neil who made a living piggybacking off big brothers success... he managed to squeeze it out nearly 30 years. He appeared in 3 crap films including one which was a blatant 007 rip-off. He was in a few tv series also like ‘only when I laugh’ and appeared in one episode of Taggart.
     
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    You should never use a kettle in a hotel room as apparently Asian people like to clean their underwear using it
     
  17. Pablo87 Here we go 10 in a row! Gold Member

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    :99:
     
  18. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member Gold Member

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    Lindsay Lohan loves it up the wrong un. :fear:
     
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  19. PaulM1888 Gold Member Gold Member

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    *** Goes straight to Twitter and probes WhatsApp groups ***
     
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    That my Strongbow today would taste even sweeter as we closed in on 5pm for some reason:56: