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Players needing a piss or a crap?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Mr. Slippyfist, Jul 16, 2015.

Discuss Players needing a piss or a crap? in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Intellectually Absurd Gold Member Gold Member

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    Adrenaline speeds up the intestinal functions actually.

    Its why there is such a term as '* yourself', derived from the act of defecating ones self when scared stiff in a terrifying situation.
     
  2. 31B404 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Just do it on the pitch like a disgusting *

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrCGWHysoW0[/ame]
     
  3. CookieMonster Geez yer cookies Gold Member

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    Turns out he was lactose intollerent or something mind him being asked on Goals on Sunday :smiley-laughing002: he was off for a good 10 mins as well.
     
  4. Wicker Bhoy

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    Gary Lineker the dirty * shat himseld on the pitch Paula Radcliffe style.
     
  5. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    Remember a united player running for a crap just as he was gonna be subbed on, Gary Neville I think it was :smiley-laughing002:
     
  6. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    That rules out my chances of a career playing, I can't go if someone stands next to me at the urinal nevermind a packed stadium
     
  7. Wicker Bhoy

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    How dafuq do you pub?
     
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    Italia 90 :smiley-laughing002:
    [ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_8pfbCH-4[/ame]
     
  9. richardm

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    I know when Les Ferdinand played for Newcastle they kicked off the 2nd half while he was still taking a *