Phrases that make you want to die :/

I * hate the # thing. Especially on facebook when it has no meaning whatsoever.

 

"at the end of the day"

 

"My Bad"

Your bad what? Hair day? Dose of the runs? Use of our language?

It's part of a sentence. Finish your sentences please.

 

"Diet starts today,Woo hoo". And they post it every * Monday. Who cares fat hole!!!

 

I hate the misuse of the word literally. Figuratively is the correct word to use. ie, ''I've got such a bad headache, my head literally feels like exploding'' would be wrong. Replace it with figuratively and it's correct. As you say, instant sign of an idiot.

Another one is when people say 'could of' or 'would of' when they mean 'could have' or 'would have'.

Constant use of cockney rhyming slang * me off as well.

People in general just * me off.

I must come across as an *. :icon_mrgreen:

 

Perfectly legitimate word that is in the OED

http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/bouncebackability

Though I wonder how many people who use it know that it was made up by Iain Dowie and made it into OED after a campaign by Soccer AM to have it used more :icon_mrgreen:

 

People who hashtag on Facebook need strung up by their ankles and beaten with a stick.

 

"Thanks muchly" makes me ill. I saw it used on here first actually and it made me die a little on the inside. Not seen this for a while but its cringeworthy..."luff n stuff". i also think its daft when on here people say "welcome to the club" n thing like that when we sign players as if they are saying it to thr player themselves, its just stupid.

 

"week in week out" or "day in day out"

* off.

 

#smashed #standard #yolo

 

"He's a ledge, she's a ledge, I'm a ledge everyone's a ledge ledge" "Epic this epic that" "coz I'm * hardcore" "legendary epic randomness"





* OFF

 

I think "phrases which make you want to die :/" is pretty bad in itself

 

They could be saying "could've", "would've", rather than "could of".

 

any form of text speak, sorry mate i dont speak *!

 

Good thing text speak is banned on here then :icon_mrgreen:

 

Text speak fries my head on computers. Its easier for me to write properly than type the way some of the messages in my inbox are constructed, would take me ages.

 

...the worrying thing about this is that its all crossing over to the mainstream.

One employer I know who regularly has to interview folk told me some incredible stories about what the average young person puts on a job application and the level of spelling is atrocious, he reckons only about 30-40% of applications he gets are spelling mistake free and text speak free, I find that depressing!

 

I read years ago that text speak was being accepted in some English assessments in schools, madness!

 

"Awrite pal" hate it always think its the way dobs speak to each other.

 

People posting holidays statues like these:

"Booked my holiday, only 364 days to go"

And then updating it everyday

All the Gym statues too get on my nerves.

Another site that's full of * is Instagram... Even worse, you've got people taking pictures of fruit at different angles getting thousands of comments about it.