nicknames

since i was aboot 8 i've been known as ecky. Cos ma first name is Eric, that's what a got called, but the real problems started when i started goin to to rez,. Ma mates were callin' me, and as soon as i turned roond, the DS were like , OH AYE. I like to be called Eck now.

 

greenman because i got too stoned in a friends house and went green

corndogg because my names conor

 

Swooping Vulture - was originally a joke about my footy skills and how i would swoop on any chance to score but it really caught on after i took advantage of a young lady in a cinema.

 

My brother worked with a boy who's nickname was "Best of". He had * MASSIVE ears, so therefore had the best of equipment. The boy I work with's bro-in-law is called Piessac Newton, because he's fat as * and thick as *.

I've had a couple; when I was in Edinburgh, it was Coco (something they call guys called Colin) and when I was younger it was Carlos, or Valderamma, because my hair would go into a massive 'fro when I was sweating and running around.

 

Oh aye, I went to school with a girl who's brother admitted he'd had his foreskin lopped off. From that day on she became....

Circumsister.

 

chrissy names chris quite acceptable ,
pissy - rhymes with chrissy,
colgan - used to think i sounded cooler than my actual second name so i called maself chris colgan for a couple of years when i was about 10
donkey - no idea!!

 

Rubbish nicknames were always things like Canaghan - Conny, Ferguson - Fergie etc.

Knew a guy once who got called Jane for a while shortehend from Jane Fonda.

Somebody has said Jane Fonda was an old past it bag. He defended her by blurtin out I'D LOVE TO HAVE A BODY LIKE JANE FONDA....the nickname had stuck afore he'd had time to ut it in a context.

 

in younger years it was kerr bear ha ha and now it's just anto(real name being anthony)

 

My real names Karl but when I'm playing football they call me Carlos or the Jackal (Carlos the Jackal!). Mate of mine is called Sweep. He's mixed race so it's from Sooty and Sweep.

 

McGuvyer - was an old one from me, goes back to my college days when I had my first PC and bought a 28.8k modem for it (top of the range!) I was studying computing at college too.

Anyway I had this modem could I get the * to work, naw it just would not connect, I had it hooked up to the PC used the intal floppy disc everything, took it back to the shop three times to get replaced!!!

Still no joy - turns out I had never plugged the bassa into the phone socket in the wall.....*ahem* it has to go into the phone socket? I said to my mate.....

So for pure irony the guy who could make a bomb out of a shoelace and chewing gum I was nicknamed after him.....

 

cactus

always have been know as it since primary school, alot of people asume its because of my hair, but thats baws, the real story has lost its origins im affraid, all iknow is my pal made it up but we cany mind what for

it carried thought to djing as well when i started gettin my name on flyers and that (totally unintentional) and became the name when djing ect as well!

 

One lad who was in my class at school was called rumple foreskin cus he was circumcised. Im called Tommo obviously cus my names Thomas

 

Conzo from the name Connor. :bbpd:

 

i get called gizmo at my work,cos i play about with all the wee gizmo's....its quite annoying now

 

friends call me Louis.. after former Ajax & barcelona coach Louis van Gaal.. useally i know the ins and outs at ajax before they do, that's why i guess.. they have bee calling me this since the mid 90's

 

I got called Jack the hat one day in college and now everyone calls me it

 

Surname is Fortune which one sunny drunken afternoon on a beach in Magaluf years ago turned to Fortune - Neptune - Nep - Nepper which ithen changed to Sgt Neppers. Got there in the end.

 

My mates call me channing (long story) or Baz