names for things

i have a lot of friends from blackpool and they call rolls barmcakes. i was in a kebab shop and on the menu they had chip barmcake i was like * is that it sounds minging

 

Yes,i also call it the buzzer.Again the word * is brilliantly used in conjunction with buzzer to create different meanings.For example:-
Cant find the buzzer??
Can some * find that cuntin buzzer?
When it gets found its "well done ya * its a * when that happens"
:icon_mrgreen:

 

Rosario, Ham & Eggs? *!

I'm not conscience of anything I regularly have a different name for, I'm away to have a think!

 

the remote control in my house is called the "machine" sky machine,,tv machine, ect ect

 

tea is widely used when refering to the main meal of the day,

 

That's the one that gets me "cans of pop" ......
Another one, I say to the burd "Geez ma housecoat.."
She says "Oh your dressing gown"........NAW!!
It really is funny, accents amaze me.....Popped into a chippy down here,
"Fish supper please"......Eh.....Eh
"Just gimmie fish n chips then doll!"

 

these daft kiwis call their teabreaks smoko breaks, ye get shops called the smoko shop an that, the * dont have a clue when i ask if they have chits today or whats on their peices??

the other thing they have is pokies which are puggies..

 

remote is japper in my house, dinner is evening meal, no lunch used, hey do ppl still do SUPPER?

 

i always have a runnin battle with p67 over the 'PIE' situation in glasgow...a pie is a pork pie? but what if you want a steak pie, curry etc...why do you not just ask for what ever pie you want..

 

my papa will always say when i ask him where somethin is, he says its ben the kitchen or ben the living room !! wot on earth has been got to do with it ????? :icon_mrgreen:

 

*??

 

Lol some quality ones in here.

Can't think of any ones I use, my dinners my dinner!

The remote is the remote.

Although I do have a strange urge to tape all the remotes together and have my very own Megatron a-la Peep Show.

 

Chippies in & around glasgow ask salt & vinegar in edinburgh & surrounding areas they ask salt & sauce!!! if you want vinegar u have to specifically ask for it

 

My remotes sometimes called the "clicker" lol

 

MY REMOTES A DOOFER

 

i didnt know it had another name apart from doofer

 

Exactly my thoughts.

 

I call my dinners dinner and lunch lunch. My remote control is called 'mote' because I couldn't pronounce r's properly when I was younger lol..

 

Your problem with your r's put me in mind of this chap. For anyone who is a fan of Only Fools you might remember the iwwepwesible Tony Angelino...