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Kirk Broadfoot injured by Egg Thread (Multiple threads merged)

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Nimrod., May 15, 2009.

Discuss Kirk Broadfoot injured by Egg Thread (Multiple threads merged) in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. Metrobhoy

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    No other words to sum the guy up lol.
     
    Metrobhoy, May 15, 2009
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  2. King Nicky

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    hope hes not injured for the aberdeen and urd game, celtic need him to be playing
     
    King Nicky, May 15, 2009
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  3. Daver

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    2 x egg (cracked)
    generous sprinkling of both salt and pepper
    Little bit of mustard

    Mix it all up in microwave bowl until egg is thoroughly beaten.

    Add in splash of milk

    Put in microwave for 40 seconds, take out, stir extensively, back in for another 30:

    HEY * PRESTO. Scrambled eggs, and no cunting pan to clean.

    The difference - of course - is that i'm not a complete * * who uses water. Kirk, you are the dickest of dicks.
     
    Daver, May 15, 2009
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    Kirk made poached eggs daver!
     
    Dempsey, May 15, 2009
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  5. Daver

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    That was his downfall! Celticbhoy said eggs in general were ridiculous in the microwave (NEVER, say i!), but poached? He should have got one of these bad boys with some of the money he richly deserves for providing me with weekly amusement:

    [​IMG]

    But no, he uses a bowl and * water. *.
     
    Daver, May 15, 2009
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    But Uncle Sally ah only wanted to be a great poacher like you when ah grew up....

    [​IMG]


    :bbpd:
     
    greenprint, May 15, 2009
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  7. ARMALITE

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    CRACKER. :50:
     
    ARMALITE, May 15, 2009
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    What a * :56:
     
    The Joker, May 15, 2009
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  9. paul-r-cfc

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    :56:
     
    paul-r-cfc, May 15, 2009
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  10. RafaelScheidt

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    it was a sectarian egg imo :icon_mrgreen:
     
    RafaelScheidt, May 15, 2009
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  11. Dempsey

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    "How did them sectarian * * get the C4 into the egg?!!"
     
    Dempsey, May 15, 2009
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  12. Quigley 13

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    Classic thread, I have honestly been * my self with the stuff in here :56:
     
    Quigley 13, May 15, 2009
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  13. RafaelScheidt

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    what an EGGsentric way of cookin an egg, he'll have to EGGSamine the cooking instructions a bit further next time :icon_mrgreen:
     
    RafaelScheidt, May 15, 2009
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  14. ARMALITE

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    A wonder if his chick will be seeing him tonight.
     
    ARMALITE, May 15, 2009
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    Just got this wee song sent through on the mobile, it goes to the fernando torres tune.

    He tried to poach an egg for tea, Kirky Kirky
    He ended up in A&E, Kirky Kirky
    He's * * at the back
    He canna even make a snack
    Kiiiiirk Broadfoot, stupid * Hun.

    Na na na na na na na na na na, na na...!!!


    Ha ha ha, was in stitches when I got it sent through.
     
    Cobbs67, May 15, 2009
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    That hun ramsay's cookin techniques have been found out by kirk
     
    ogairbhith, May 15, 2009
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    This made my day when I read it this morning :56:
     
    Brendan Hughes, May 15, 2009
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  18. The The Hand

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    A lot of eggceptionally bad puns on this thread, and it certainly is a crackin story.

    But all joking aside, is it not really rather sad?

    This is a guy for whom even poaching an egg is likely to result in a trip to the hospital.


    "OK he's no' the best egg poacher n th wurld, right, bit he's ma favrite egg poacher, cos he pits in that much effrt, n that." - W. Hunn
     
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  19. Batch_CFC

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    What a big * that guy is, he looks and now it seems acts like a big 2 year old. I burst into laughter when I see the front page headline on I think the Sun "SHELL SHOCKED". :56:
     
    Batch_CFC, May 15, 2009
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    So many puns, it's unreal. :56:The yolk's on you Kris.
     
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