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    And they say we have an unfair educational system which doesn't take
    >account of a student's individual educational needs....
    >
    >NORTHSIDE LEAVING CERT MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY
    >SCHOOLS IN THE NORTHSIDE OF DUBLIN:
    >
    >NAME _________________________
    >
    >
    >NICK-NAME ____________________
    >
    >
    >GANG NAME ____________________
    >
    >1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinny for
    300
    quid
    >and 90 grammes to Tomo for 90 quid a gram, what is the street value of
    >the rest of his hold?
    >
    >
    >2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 quid a ride, how many
    rides
    >per day must each brasser perform to support
    >Vinny's 500 quid a day crack habit?
    >
    >
    >3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000
    quid,to
    >make a 20% profit. How many grammes of strychnine will he need?
    >
    >
    >4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got 350,000 for the hit. If
    his
    >common law wife spends EUR33,100 per month, how much money will
    >be left when he gets out of the 'Joy?
    > Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy get for killing
    the
    >slapper that spent his money?
    >
    >
    >5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the
    >average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed with
    >eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
    >
    >
    >6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a speed of
    >35mph, Eamo loads his brothers armalite. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds
    to
    >load the gun, how far will Liamo
    >have travelled when he gets whacked?
    >
    >
    >
    >SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY
    >SCHOOLS IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN:
    >
    >
    > >
    >NAME____________________________________________________
    >_________________________________________________________
    >_________________________________________________________
    >_________________________________________________________
    >_________________________________________________________
    >________
    >(if longer,please continue on separate sheet)
    >
    >
    >SCHOOL___________________________________
    >
    >DADDY'S COMPANY__________________________
    >
    >
    >
    >1. Julian smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage
    >and killing three people. The old man asks his local TD to intervene
    in
    the
    >court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment
    of
    >y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance
    >settlement for the three dead people.
    >What kind of car is Julian driving now?
    >
    >
    >2. Chloe's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and
    own-brand
    >products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the
    course
    >of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Chloe
    doesn't
    >even notice the difference.
    >Is she thick or what?
    >
    >
    >3. Roly fancies the a*se off a certain number of tarts, but he only
    has
    >enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14
    >Rohypnol, how is he ever going to * the other two-thirds?
    >
    >
    >4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can fit a
    size 8
    >Versace. If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks, she
    has to
    >make do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbano.
    >How much does liposuction cost?
    >
    >5. Alexander is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he
    fancies
    >women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners.
    >However he only has access
    >to the Hoover every third week. When does his Sunday Independent
    >column start?
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >COUNTRY LEAVING CERT MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
    >OUTSIDE OF DUBLIN
    >
    >Name: Paddy/Mary _________________________
    >
    >
    >1. If Paddy Joe Murphy drove a Massey Ferguson through Paddy Johns
    >turnip crop at 10 miles an hour .. what colour was Paddy Johns
    tractor?
    >
    >
    >2. If John Joe likes Mary and Mary likes Paddy, how much is a pint of
    stout
    >in O'Briens at the crossroads?
    >
    >
    >3. Paddy Joe O' Mara has 25 sheep, 10 cows, 12 hens, a cockrel and 6
    >geese. John Joe has 12 sheep, 18 cows and 12 pigs. How much does
    >Paddy Joe offer to John Joe for a dowry
    >for Mary?
    >
    >
    >4. If it takes Sarah Jane 20 minutes to walk 12 miles to O'Briens on
    the
    >crossroads for the ceile contest and it takes Mary Murphy 20 minutes
    to
    >walk 14 miles to O'Briens, which girl will end up in John Joes hay
    barn?
    >
    >
    >5. If Paddy Joes prize hen can lay 4 eggs every morning and his other
    >hens can lay only two each the odd morning, which one will he have for
    >Sunday dinner.
     
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    A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth
    > anniversary of his arrival in that parish.

    > A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was
    > chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the
    dinner,
    but
    > he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided to say his own few
    words
    > while they waited.

    > "You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can
    never
    be
    > broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the
    first
    > confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when
    I
    > came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a
    terrible
    > place.

    > The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had
    stolen

    > television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered
    the
    > officer.

    > Further, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled
    money
    > from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken
    > illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister.

    > I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were
    not
    all
    > like that, and I had, indeed come to, a fine parish full of
    understanding
    > and loving people."

    > Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of
    > apologies at being late.

    > He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk.

    > "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this
    parish,"
    > said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one
    to
    go
    > to him in confession."
     
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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
    went
    straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95 year old
    grandmother
    and comfort her.


    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
    "He
    had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."


    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
    old
    having * would surely be asking for trouble.


    "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our
    advanced
    age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells
    would
    start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
    Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."


    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
    the
    ice cream van hadn't come along."
     
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    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and
    >
    > > drinking a beer when
    > > he
    > > hears a knock at the door.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
    > > Chinese man, clutching a
    > > clip board and yelling, You Sign! You sign!'
    >Behind
    > > him is an enormous
    > > truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing
    > > there in complete
    > > amazement,
    > > when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.
    >'You
    > > Sign! You sign!'
    > > Nelson
    > > says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the
    >wrong
    > > man',and shuts the
    > > door
    > > in his face.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The next day he hears a knock at the door
    >again.
    > > When he opens it, the
    > > little Chinese man is back with a huge > >truck
    >of
    > > brake pads. He
    > > thrusts
    > > his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
    >'You
    > > sign! You sign!'Mr
    > > Mandela
    > > is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he
    >pushes
    > > the little Chinese
    > > man
    > > back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the
    > > wrong man! I don't want
    > > them!' Then he slams the door in his face
    >again.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late
    >in
    > > the afternoon,he
    > > hears
    > > knock on the door again. On opening the door,
    >there
    > > is the same little
    > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his
    >nose,
    > > shouting, 'You sign!
    > > You
    > > sign! 'Behind him are TWO very large trucks
    >full of
    > > car parts. This
    > > time
    > > Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up
    >the
    > > little man by his
    > > shirt
    > > front and yells at him: 'Look, I don't want
    >these!
    > > Do you understand?
    > > You
    > > must have the wrong name! Who do you want to
    >give
    > > these to?'
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The little Chinese man looks very puzzled,
    >consults
    > > his clipboard, and
    > > says:
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > (It's a beauty) (wait for it)
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Get your best Chinese accent ready .....
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'
     
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    i got half way through and i lost where i was so back to the start
     
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    Two Kerry men, Mick and Joe, were walking down a
    > > > > country road when the met a young lady struggling with a bike.
    > > > > "Are you right there?" says Mick to her. "My tyre is
    punctured",
    > > > > says the girl,"I'd be really grateful for some help ."
    > > > > Mick turns to Joe. "You go on ahead there, I'll help the lady
    with
    > > > > her bike", he says, winking.
    > > > > "Right so" says Joe, winking back, and walks away
    > > > > down the road.
    > > > > About twenty minutes later Joe hears a noise behind
    > > > > him, turns to see
    > > > > Mick on the bike, pedalling furious to catch up with him.
    > > > > "What are
    > > > > you doing with the bike?" says Joe.
    > > > > "Well", says Mike,"I helped your one fix the tyre and
    > > > > when we weredone she lies back,
    > > > > takes off her knickers, and said that i
    > > > > could have anything i wanted. So I grabbed the bike."
    > > > > "You cute hoor", says Joe,"those knickers probably
    > > > > wouldn't have fitted you anyway!"
     
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    Presenting the 2004 Darwin Awards!!

    es, these are all true. They are finally out again. It's an annual
    >honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by
    >killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's
    >winner
    >was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top
    >of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
    >
    >The nominees this year in reverse order are:
    >
    >7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply
    >because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with
    >milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited
    >into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned
    >his house down killing both him and his sister.
    >
    >6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home
    >died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2"
    >tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white
    >bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he
    >was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a
    >military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber
    >hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to
    >
    > one end of a hollow tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's
    > other end was inserted into his * for reasons unknown, and was the
    >cause of
    > his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances
    >of
    > his death to his family very awkward.
    >
    > 5. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude
    > when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the
    > occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft
    > and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants
    > around their ankles.
    >
    > 4. A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was found dead after he
    > tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad
    > trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker,
    > taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one
    >foot,
    >anchored
    > the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped
    > and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said
    > investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby.
    > "The length of the cord that he assembled was greater than the distance
    > between the trestle and the ground" Carmichael said. Police say the
    > apparent
    > cause of death was "Major trauma."
    >
    > 3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a
    > friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as ball. The
    > friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized.
    >
    > 2. Employees in a medium sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the
    > smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building,
    > extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc.
    > After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas
    >company
    > were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had
    >difficulty
    > navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked.
    > Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians
    > reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a
    > cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas
    > in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away.
    > Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually
    > untouched by the explosion.
    >
    > The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought
    > of as 'bright' by his peers.
    >
    > AND THE WINNER.....
    >
    > 1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett
    > Sanchez tried to wash his own balls in a golf ball washer at the local
    > golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad
    >mix,
    > Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his * in
    > the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by
    > spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's * in place, thus
    > wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed
    > his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.
    >Unfortunately
    > for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher
    >off
    > the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the *
    >was
    >the
    > weakest link.
    >
    > Sanchez's * was ripped open during the fall, and one *
    > was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the
    > other * was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the
    > housing of the washer and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult
    >to
    > injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased
    > from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed
    >to
    >the
    > hospital for surgery and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the
    > course.
    >
    > This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die.
    > But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of
    > stupidity, we have allowed it.
     
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    Sneaky old men ... don't trust 'em!
    >
    >
    >A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday with
    >a beautiful young lady at his side.
    >
    >"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend" he said.
    >
    >The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding
    >ring priced at $5,000.
    >
    >"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique," he
    >said.
    >
    >At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the
    >safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000.
    >
    >The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
    >"How are you paying?"
    >
    >I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure
    >that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone
    >the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."
    >
    >Monday morning a very * off jeweler phones the man. " You
    >*, you lied there's no money in that account."
    >
    >"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had."
     
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    Did you hear about the Post Office having to call back Limited addition stamps with the England players on?

    They was worried that people would spit on the wrong side!


    ( i dont think i have posted this joke? if i have then i am sorry)
     
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    R= Reporter
    Z = Zidane

    R: Congratulations on the teams victory and the personal role you played in it.

    Z: Thank you, it was a very satisfying way to win, but we didn't make it easy for ourselves, we fought to the end and it was our self belief that got us the 3 points.

    R: I know its premature, but will you be celebrating tonight?

    Z: No, no celebrating just yet, however, we have been allowed to spend 5 to 10 minutes with our partners as a small reward for the win. My wife wanted to know if I would be able to f*ck her in 5 minutes, I simply said
    "I've just f*cked 11 English men in 2 minutes I should have no problems putting you away 3 or 4 times!"
     
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    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.


    They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

    They're all lined up, and * asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so * snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.



    This goes on for a while but when * is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

    Finally, * reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

    "Make 'em all ugly again".
     
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    On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a Petrol
    > >station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump
    attendant,
    > >who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner
    > >completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to
    > >yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends
    > >forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of
    his
    > >shirt pocket onto the ground.
    >
    > >"What are dose?, asks the attendant.
    > >"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
    > >"Well, what on the good *'s earth are dey for?" inquires the
    >Irishman.
    > >
    > >"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
    "Fookin
    >
    > >Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everyting..."
    > >
     
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    A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off
    to
    >the
    > > >>> > > doctors. "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little
    > > >>> > > paper
    >bag.
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a
    > > >>> > > blood
    >test
    > > >>>and
    > > >>> > > see
    > > >>> > > what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for
    the
    > > >>>results.
    > > >>> > > "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the
    > > >>> > > little
    > > >>>paper
    > > >>>bag.
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "Have you been having unprotected *?" asked the doctor.
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper
    > > >>> > > bag!"
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous
    > > >>> > > drug
    > > >>>users?"
    > > >>> > > asked the doctor.
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper
    > > >>> > > bag!"
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or
    a
    >blood
    > > >>> > > transfusion?" queried the doctor.
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper
    bag!"
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual
    > > >>> > > relationship?"
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a
    little
    >paper
    > > >>>bag!"
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > "Then there can be only one explanation." said the
    >doctor.........
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > ........This is good - wait for it............
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > >
    > > >>> > > Your mother must have been a carrier
     
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    where you get all these?
    * :D
     
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    heard this one in the pub last night.

    this man finds out he is gonna die in a few months time so he starts panicking and prays to * that he will go to heaven. He gets that worried and does that much praying that * decides to pay him a visit.

    *: whats the problem?
    Man: i really really want to go to heaven and will do anything to get there.
    *: its very easy to go to heaven, for the remainder of your like don't drink, don't smoke and no more *.
    Man: ok no problem i will do anything.

    A couple of months later the man dies and is at the pearly gates with saint peter and he explains the deal that he had made with *. St peter says, so how did you get on ??? the man says well the drink and smokes were no probs at all but just a month ago the missus was bending over into the fridge and one thing led to another.

    peter shakes his head and says * will not be impresed with this.
    the man says i know i know they were disgusted in tesco's too.
     
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    A little girl comes home from school to find her mommy and daddy arguing. The dad says to the mom "you *!" and the little girl asks whats a *, and her dad says a very sweet lady. Then the mom calls the dad a * and the little girl asks her mom what a * is and the mom says it a very sweet man. Later that day the girl goes into the kitchen to get a drink and her mom is carving the turkey and cuts herself and says "*!". The girl asks mommy what does * mean. Carving. Then on her way back to her room the girl sees her daddy shaving and he cuts himself and says "*!" daddy what does * mean? Shaving. Then a couple minutes later her grandparents arrive for dinner the little girl answers the door and says "Hi *, hi *. Mom's in the kitchen * the turkey and dad's in the bathroom *.
     
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    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, pubs and other
    party-goers
    to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. A
    date
    rape drug on the market called "beer" is being used by many females
    to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form
    and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, and
    in
    large-quantity containers known as 'kegs.' Beer is used by female
    sexual predators to persuade their male victims to go home and have *
    with
    them.
    Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units
    of beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached *. Most
    men
    are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men
    will
    often succumb to desires to perform * acts with horrific looking
    women
    to
    whom they would never otherwise be attracted. After drinking beer, men
    often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them
    the
    night before, but with a vague feeling that something bad has occurred.
    Other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
    savings
    in a follow-up scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported
    that,
    in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
    unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment
    referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible
    to
    this scam after beer is administered and * is offered by the
    predatory
    female.

    PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING TO EVERY MALE THAT YOU KNOW. If you or
    someone
    you know have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory
    women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in
    many
    towns where details of shocking encounters may be discussed in an open,
    frank, supportive manner with similarly affected men. For the support
    group nearest you, refer to the "Golf Courses" Section in your local
    yellow
    pages.
     
  19. Dubsbhoy Banned!

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    there's good news & there's bad news............




    The good news- Saddam is facing the death penalty



















    The bad news- David Beckham is taking it
     
  20. larsson97_04

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    lol
    i have read that on another forum
     
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