Johan Mjallby

They say the Sun orbits Johan Mjallby's balls.



JohanIsThor CSC

 

I take it by signing Boateng(DM) its going to be balls deep?

 

HAHA! The way you've worded this is just class!

 

Good way to size up the new recruits

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

It's no' just down to size you know.

Ball control plays a big part. Especially at free kicks.

Here's Du-Ri Cha during training...

 

imagine if we dont get a player because of this who is a good footballer thats a bit balls eh

 

so... many.. puns

 

ghaaaaaay lol

 

hope we got enough balls to last the season

 

He should get the sac for that comment.

 

BALLLLLLLLS!!!!!!!!!

 

Looks like were going for players who are tried and testes.

 

if big mjallby tells me i'm not fit enough or strong enough, i'm gettin my fannie to the gym. simple as. we need more pace in the back than we've had in the past few years (caldwell and mcmanus?) and if mjallby thinks a wee run is in order, then run ye shall

 

all this talk about balls is quite frankly, nuts! :bbpd:

 

sorry i lost the plot here. i'm sure he just wants to prevent our defenders from letting balls bounce in the box

 

Poor

 

I was considering some sort of genital-related pun myself there.

But then I thought, "No, I'm not gonad descend to that level."

 

aye, figured i'd give it go and came up empty

 

shooting blanks mate