1. just saw a re-run of this . if that creepy * jim could fix it for you what would you most like to do?
     
  2. if he could fix my bank account :50:
     
  3. Could he fix it for me to sling one up Cheryl Cole's *?




    Prob not
     


  4. Dear Jim, can you fix it for us to win the SPL this year.


    Many thanks from your favourite uncle, Walter..............:icon_mrgreen:
     
  5. Id like him to fix my toilet just now.

    Well not really fix it,just clean it.







    Dear Jim.

    Could you fix it for me to play a 5-a-side game against Andy Goram,Terry Butcher,Ian Ferguson,Barry Ferguson,Kyle Lafferty.

    Much appreciated.
     
    Try and get the thought of your toilet out of your cistern...........:icon_mrgreen:
     
  6. Easy, take me back to the Porto game at 2-2 and make Henrik get on the end of that diving header attempt which would have given him his hatrick and won us the Eufa Cup. If Carlsberg made the perfect end to a football match that would be it.
     
  7. Or he could try and flush it from his memory:bbpd:
     
  8. Love it................:icon_mrgreen:
     
  9. it,s mabe time to pull the chain on this.....

    dear jim ,
    could you fix it for me , to try waterboarding teqchniques on tam cowan, if you can find a board big enough?
     
  10. I knew this thread would go down the pan.............:50: