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HUNOPOLY

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by auldbertie, Apr 13, 2017.

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  1. Norm Peterson

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    Pass go and collect a world class breakfast.
     
    Norm Peterson, Apr 14, 2017
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  2. Buster

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    Do you think when Glib and the three Bearz are playing Hunopoly they say........"wouldn't it be great if all this money was real"
     
    Buster, Apr 14, 2017
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  3. StevieBhoooy!

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    Community Chest - the club host a 'Poppy Day ' and £40,000 goes missing. Fortunately it turns up in your account.

    Community Chest - the local church is giving away water. Save £1000 on your utility bills.


    Community Chest - a rival team has been successful in European Competitions. Take a £350,000 windfall while slagging them off!

    Chance Card - the tax man has found out about an illegal tax avoidance scheme you benefitted from. Pay 25% of your assets to 'the bank' and 'go to jail' for 3 turns.

    Chance Card - there's a leak in the dressing room, accuse another player of this and challenge them to a 'square go!'

    Chance Card - an overseas investor has renaged on a promise of investment. Loan each other player £1 million.

    Chance Card - a top QC from your lodge owes you a favour. Use this card to ' get out of jail' or sell to another player for a ridiculous amount.


    Hunopoly playing pieces - an auld bike, a 'loving cup', a bowler hat, an oar, a leak, a caravan

    Special 2012 edition featuring NO HOTELS, fantasy casinos, no bank ( borrow from other players with promise of worthless Future shares), tax free earnings and undeclared bonuses included.

    Also (for very very limited time only) available in South African Rand edition!
     
    StevieBhoooy!, Oct 17, 2017
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  4. Idioteque I’ll laugh until my head comes off

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    Dave king would be the cheating banker that ya can’t trust
     
    Idioteque, Oct 17, 2017
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  5. paulo123

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    The bent eyed jaggy wee bastardn iron jaggin holes all over the board.
     
    paulo123, Oct 17, 2017
    #85

  6. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    Boys of the Old Brigade
    Community Chest: Tax error not in your favour, pay £70million pounds.
     
    trip2themoon, Oct 17, 2017
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  7. Aidan O’Shea

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    You have just landed on Nay-fair. Draft an indignant statement about how the SFA * you over.
     
    Last edited: Oct 17, 2017
    Aidan O’Shea, Oct 17, 2017
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  8. StevieBhoooy!

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    Chance Card - you have just died... Leave the game and ask a relative to join the board and pretend to be you! If other players complain point to the badge and say "We Are The Peepul" until they give up.
     
    StevieBhoooy!, Oct 17, 2017
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  9. paulo123

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    Pass go collect 3 points as you are back again, roll a double for another chance at being a newco.
     
    paulo123, Oct 17, 2017
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  10. StevieBhoooy!

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    youve landed in 1990... Go back 3 hundred years
     
    StevieBhoooy!, Oct 17, 2017
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  11. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    You'll Never Walk Alone
    /thread

    :56:
     
    Callum McGregor, Oct 17, 2017
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  12. CheGuevara

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    The unseen * hand is kicking you when you are down. Become more staunch
     
    CheGuevara, Oct 17, 2017
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  13. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Chance: Progrés to Go.
     
    Callum McGregor, Oct 17, 2017
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  14. Bumblebee

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    You have landed on "Show's ra deeds" you must now produce 'Ra deeds'
     
    Bumblebee, Oct 17, 2017
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  15. Big els

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    Chance card: Flash Sale at Sports Direct. You spend £50 on rubber ducks for the bath! Bargain!

    Community Chest: That face painter is still seeking payment. Claim as it was an earlier game of Hunopoly, it was the "company" that went bust and not you. They will soon * off. You may still keep your current assets.

    Chance Card: Advance to 12th of July. Don your lodge gear and behave like a sectarian bigot. £100 for every song sung/played.

    Chance Card: The team has just scored a last minute winner against Partick Thistle. Pretend to run onto the park whilst displaying euphoric behaviour, despite the fact it was a meaningless game.
     
    Big els, Oct 17, 2017
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  16. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    That Depeche Mode when we score!!
    Move slightly right from the cheese Stand,grabbing something,then leave via the Wine stand:84:
     
    cidermaster, Oct 17, 2017
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  17. Keano88

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    You backed Craig Whyte, Charles Green AND Dave King.

    You really are a stupid *.

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    Celtic have made the Champions League.

    Proceed to tell yourself that they are * and that they just got lucky, again.
     
    Keano88, Oct 17, 2017
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  18. wulliebad

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    Community chest........you have won a trip to manchester.....* wreck the place and get $200.
     
    wulliebad, Oct 17, 2017
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  19. rickythescot Gold Member

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    A chance encounter with 2 Edinburgh Junkies at your local sash bash strips you of your dignity and your last £60.

    Move to boycott and keep your bank pin code 1690
     
    rickythescot, Oct 17, 2017
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  20. CheGuevara

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    A billionaire has taken over your club - move to liquidation, do not pass administration, do not collect £1billion.

    Repeat
     
    CheGuevara, Oct 17, 2017
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