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How to get rid of a fruit bat?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Dariush67, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. holy pope

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    holy pope, Jul 27, 2011
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  2. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    Get a moth and position it between your * cheeks, when the bat gets hungry and it makes a swoop for the moth, time a fart perfectly and ignite it! Then you got one flame grilled barbecued sum * bat, nip downstairs get some dip and you got a snack too.

    Crisis over, and fed at the same time, sorted
     
    blackfish, Jul 27, 2011
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  3. James Gold Member Gold Member

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    phone del

    [YOUTUBE]oZW0fDCbwqE[/YOUTUBE]
     
    James, Jul 27, 2011
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  4. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    You know what?

    * yourself into a coma
     
    blackfish, Jul 27, 2011
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  5. bhoy_wonder Gold Member Gold Member

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    bhoy_wonder, Jul 27, 2011
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  6. Tulf

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    :56::56::56:
     
    Tulf, Jul 27, 2011
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  7. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    :56: ...........i like it
     
    The Prof, Jul 27, 2011
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  8. Murph-E

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    Well the thrilling conclusion: we messed about for about 3 hours, then my brother and his mates came home, ran in, and it was already gone without us noticing, so they thing we hallucinated the whole thing :56:
     
    Murph-E, Jul 27, 2011
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  9. Heisenberg

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    *think
     
    Heisenberg, Jul 27, 2011
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    eggxactly
     
    BuckeyeBhoy, Jul 27, 2011
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    use deoderant and a lighter as an improvised flame thrower
     
    kungfoofighter, Jul 27, 2011
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    is the bat mobile?
     
    Dianbobo, Jul 27, 2011
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    Get a cricket bat and bat the bat with the bat ..........:50:
     
    The Prof, Jul 27, 2011
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  14. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Tell her you are having an affair.
     
    faw cough, Jul 27, 2011
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    make a trail of fruit out ya house.
     
    Silent Singer, Jul 27, 2011
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  16. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator

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    I would have waltzed in and twatted the * with a rolling pin without even batting an eyelid.
     
    PaulM1888, Jul 27, 2011
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  17. Murph-E

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    Pest control guy I rang said it would be a £1500 fine if I killed it. Mind you, there'd be no way of them finding out, I suppose. I didn't want to kill it anyway in all honesty, just wanted it to leave.
     
    Murph-E, Jul 27, 2011
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  18. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Just ask it to leave.
     
    faw cough, Jul 27, 2011
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    This massive butterfly came in here yesterday, no joke. It flew through the livingroom window and eventually perched itself on the wall in the hallway and was still there at 6am this morning when I went to get a drink.

    * knows where it is now though. I've never had a bat in my house before, not a flying one anyway.
     
    Shane1888, Jul 27, 2011
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    Butterfly's are beautiful
     
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