How long can you go without needing a poo?

Ye canny beat a bit of TC whilst having a *, not that I'm doing that right now...

 

anyone had to go outside?

I'vee had to on more than one occasion.

First was in Catcart Cemetary had tae wip wae a dock leaf! * McDonalds!

Second was on my way to work after a night on the b/fast had to pull into the side of the road at port dundas and run into a bush! thank * i had napkins from mcdonalds in the car i grabbed them before i ran for it. worse thing tho the bushes are too low at port dundas and it had just started getting light so anyone who came in from the sighthill end and clocked an abandond fiesta and a guy in ze bushes it was moi.

 

My mate was mortal one day and I mean extremely *, everyone knows someone who will always drink FARRRR too much, he got one outside a police station despite my best efforts to tell him to wait until he was in the house. Incredibly nobody saw him but if they did...

 

it's an autoimmune disorder where your own immune system attacks your GI tract. let's just say, best case scenario is being very very regular with the dumps. medicine controls mine so i'm ok but it can get really really bad.

 

i hold it for a while first,not long enough for an inch of it to be getting cold or anything but just about to the point where yer frantically looking for a magazine to take with you as you know times running out

nothing beats smoking after it while yer ring is still winking

 

all depends on what you eat and how much bevvy you drink
am a regular guy once a day fella

 

sorry to hear that bud, ma maw had that

 

Go everday and twice on a thursday morning.

 

whats so special abotu thursday's ?

 

think alot has to do how relaxed you are. Cause i know people who dont go for a * at festivals for 2-3days but when they get home they start * themselves silly.

But i suppose alot depend ont the diet as well. I would go whenver i needed to go but started drinking alot more water and go at least once or twice a day. Water acts as a laxative. I also say i am going for a * when i need a *

 

You smoke out yer *?

Is that what's known as a * *?

 

I can * a couple of times a day, food just sprints through me wee example, I was at a wedding on saturday and had to go drop bombs between the main and dessert!

however when I was in the army, the rations are designed to bind you and stop you from * and come with a chocolate drink that is a laxative. so you can be in full control of your "leavings". Think my longest was about 9 days, however when it comes, * me it comes. we used to have contests called "The Ginger Snake" and the winner was the one that could produce the longest without it breaking off. Ginger because of the almost radioactive colour of them and believe me when I say there was some long * * lol.

 

Well im overexaturating but i get a takeaway usually on a wednesday night so thursday mornings are rough lets just say that.

 

wicked zingers fae kfc gee me sting ring.....just throwing that in there

pain in the * to say the least

 

when my girl moved in with me i was embarrased to use it hahaha i held it for like a whole month i would have to go to my parents house every once in a while and take care of business there

 

After a night out of drinking buckfast, the next morning is rough as *.the * is hard and almost black and it burns the * badly.

 

average a day but at most 2-3 days feels horrible even thinking of it

 

had a rough day today with my tummy being messed up. had to run to the bathroom just to make it without any casualties.

but when it came, my tummy ache was gone and the salvation was 2nd to none. one of the best feeling ever.