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How long can you go without needing a poo?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Callum McGregor, Aug 25, 2010.

Discuss How long can you go without needing a poo? in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Rachaelink

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    Cant believe this thread has three/four pages already.
     
  2. celticminded89

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    this is hilarious :56::56:...i know im easily ammused!
     
  3. Saul Goodman Gold Member Gold Member

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    I know this is off topic but its only a joke of a topic anyway, has anyone ever literally * themself ? Make it as pleasant as possible though :L
     
  4. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    taking a wee dump is one of the most relaxing thing ever. don't want to miss my 10 mins of joy every day. give me a clean toilet and a book and I'm the happiest person on this planet.
     
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    heres one ye all cant say yous have on your C.V ratemypoo.com i won poo of the month and im also in there hall of fame
     
  6. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Only when I was a kid. When I was in India, I got 'Dehli belly' which basically means bad diahorrea. Didn't think I'd last then.

    Apparently kids hold it in because they enjoy it more when they finally go. Gotta admit I love sitting doing a poo just playing guitar and singing. Cannae beat it! :50:
     
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  7. Twisty . Gold Member

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    at least one a day...in the morning

    nothing worse than being in your burds house and leaving a floater,sittin flushin the bog 3-4 times an it still ain't flushin
     
  8. combene

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    only about a few hours max. i got crohn's disease
     
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    m 1 or 2 a day depends on waht i eat but on Duke Of Edinburgh i manged to go 4 days without :)
     
  10. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Just cover it with bog roll, helps it flush. It's worse if you leave skid marks.
     
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    Bet it was less after your curry :icon_mrgreen:
     
  12. CelticCiaran

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    Twice a day aswell, Couldnt imagine going a week without taking one
     
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    what is crohn's disease?
     
  14. conor 1888

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    2 or 3 a day:icon_mrgreen:
     
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    Normally one a day, dreading T in The Park.. :54:
     
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    Once or twice a day for me,having bog rolls with laffertys face on every leaf makes going for a crap a pleasure,wiping your * on his coopin every morning is a fine start to any day.

    Meister
     
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    am i the first?

    ...crap thread

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    I aim for about once a day
     
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    IS THIS THREAD EVEN HAPPNIN ?!?!?!?!:icon_mrgreen:
     
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