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How long can you go without needing a poo?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Callum McGregor, Aug 25, 2010.

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  1. JrOhara2

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    it felt beautiful tho hahah:56:
     
    JrOhara2, Aug 25, 2010
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  2. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Well seeing as you're bored, how long can you wait until you need to go?
     
    Callum McGregor, Aug 25, 2010
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    Ha I am so not going to divulge that information... I am a veggie though.
     
    Rachaelink, Aug 25, 2010
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  4. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    As am I. So I've got a rough idea.
     
    Callum McGregor, Aug 25, 2010
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  5. Rachaelink

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    I am so glad we shared this moment Minty its always nice to find something to bond over. :56:
     
    Rachaelink, Aug 25, 2010
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  6. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    You mite aswell bond on here,saying your both veggies and your * wont bond.


    Would veggies dump every 5 or 6 hours ?
     
    faw cough, Aug 25, 2010
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  7. Slaw

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    prob 2 days :56:
     
    Slaw, Aug 25, 2010
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  8. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Always a pleasure. :50:
     
    Callum McGregor, Aug 25, 2010
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    You may get some answers in the phobia thread as well:icon_mrgreen:
     
    albashamrock, Aug 25, 2010
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  10. Saul Goodman Gold Member Gold Member

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    being honest at average around 3 or 4 days but my longest would be a week.
    funny i spotted this thread as today i was training with a new team for the first time and when i got off the bus near their grounds i realised i had the *.. couldnt move in the * trainin it was torture :(. Was a 7 hour trainin session and all
     
    Saul Goodman, Aug 25, 2010
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  11. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    You could have just popped off to the loo, washed your hands, then returned to training, no?
     
    Callum McGregor, Aug 25, 2010
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    Hahaha just brought back a brilliant memory. A guy on my team when I was about 16 had to go * really bad when we were doing one of those cross-country runs, not a real toilet for about a mile or so. So he goes off, does his thing, but we notice that he comes back without his shirt. :56: We gave him * for it (pardon the pun) for quite a while after that.
     
    Diegan, Aug 25, 2010
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    3 days
     
    AnthonyBhoy, Aug 25, 2010
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  14. healy 10

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    everytime i smoke a joint i get excited and need a *
     
    healy 10, Aug 25, 2010
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  15. Saul Goodman Gold Member Gold Member

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    Id have been as well doing it in the bush, their facilities are crap <- :L
    plus when i have the * i tend to stay on the toilet for a good half hour haha. Would have got some abuse had they known I had the *.
     
    Saul Goodman, Aug 25, 2010
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    feel a tad uncomfortable writing this but hey, was constipated for a week once after eating this massive steak, took all these over the counter lax but nothing worked, phoned the doctors and on the way there had this searing pain in my gut, luckily was near my house, so after bout half an hour on the pan i found out what a woman feels like giving birth!!! not very nice
     
    eagle1888, Aug 25, 2010
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  17. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Ach everyone needs to poo.

    That would be gutting if it was a shirt you liked. Good story though. :56:
     
    Callum McGregor, Aug 25, 2010
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  18. HunSkelper

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    Is that because you are constipated?
     
    HunSkelper, Aug 25, 2010
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    can't believe people can go a week without, crazy.
     
    stuartw1888, Aug 25, 2010
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    haha, on the pan the now, laptop in tow(joke):52:
     
    eagle1888, Aug 25, 2010
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