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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by GoingFor4, Sep 15, 2008.

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  1. Airdrie Onion

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    Be blasee (blasé? Blazeé?)....laugh it off. Pigeons walk like John Travolta in Grease ffs. Was he cool in 1978 or what?

    I wouldn't worry or give a flying foxbat about them. They'll think you're all the cooler for it. Be nice to them. Then you can implement your cunning plan....

    You might try shaving your eyebrows. See if they call someyhing different. Then come back and tell us what they said.

    Seriously, out-cool them on this one.
     
  2. Vader Batshitcrazy Gold Member

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    seriously mate, now you got a great opportunity to take part in a John Woo film
     
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  6. Henke.

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    You look like you could 'Doo' with a good *.
    Go to a real 'seed'y joint and find a 'bird' that will take you under her 'wing' :56:
     
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    It could be worse you could look like a budgie.
     
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  8. Pacific Ocean Blue

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    The simple solution is just tell the 'birds to * off
     
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    <Insert facepalm.jpg here>
     
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    You'll live, go find one of those creepy guys who feed pigeons in the parks and give him a lap dance. Make his day.
     
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    :56::56::56: Post of the week :56::56::50:
     
  12. Harry Caray

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    Need to get the Pigeon Dectectives on this case :rolleyes:
     
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    Ever thought of auditioning for the next Batman movie, you would be great for the penguin
     
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    hahahaha *!!! how funny is that!
     
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    1. pigeon * 14 up, 2 down[​IMG][​IMG]The strange sexual practice of catching a pigeon and tying it to your * with string or rope and then throwing it in the air so that when it flys around you get a masochistic sexual thrill. Also known as pigeon jogging, pigeon tugging or pigeon jerking.

    Urban Dictionary: pigeon *

    There's always a solution pal.:84::86:
     
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    this has made my ------- day i love this thread:56::56::56:
     
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    My mate made this for me: [​IMG]
     
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    "I wasnt going to post this but Paul67 was frinedly enough and said you guys would helo :50: "
    You've got a lot to learn son!
     
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