On Wayne Rooney...
"It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a
call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.
Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
Yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.
Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
Become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm
going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,
down.
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the
right man to turn things around? Strachan:No, I think they should have
got George Graham because I'm useless.
Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
Strachan: "I don't do impressions"
Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ?
Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you
play?
Gordon Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!
Some more Strachan gems...
".....I tried to get the disappointment out of my system by going for a walk. I ended up 17 miles from home and I had to phone my wife, Lesley to come and pick me up....."
".....The ref said: 'If I make a mistake don't make me look an idiot.' I had a great reply lined up but it would have cost me a couple of quid....."
(after Southampton climbed to fourth in the Premiership)
".....I'm going home to get myself a Coca-Cola and a packet of crisps, sit in front of the TV and look at the League table on Teletext all night....."
(talking about defender Claus Lundekvam)
".....When he was carried off at Leicester someone asked me if he was unconscious, but I didn't have a clue. He's always like that....."
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'' we've always been competitive. we competed at five-a-side.we even competed over acne cream when we were younger-obviously i won that one''
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wee gordo genius, man they are quality the rooney 1 has to be the best lol
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Overkill187 Batshitcrazy
legend! :50::84:
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That 'velocity' one is class.
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Strachan on Celtic's Youngsters From CelticFC.net
"He looked more comfortable the longer the game went on, though. I just wish they could all be five or six inches taller, but they seem to be cloned at that size by Tommy Burns!
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WGS is a legend some of the quotes are toppers
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Once on Clyde 1 he was being interviewed by Chick Young and Wullie Miller came along. GS and WM had a conversation and Chick went, 'So just catching u.....' and Strachan went, 'Do you mind...i'm trying to have a conversation here....go away.'
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