Going for a Chinese in a bit, anyone fancy anything.

The gulls in Dundee are * mental *. Some size and they just swoop at your food.

 

go down the west coast millport, air etc those wee cun*s literally take the food out your hands

 

I got into bother over the PA system at Largs train station for feeding them chips.

It was all I could do to stop getting mugged though.

 

Throw one eat five. That's the ratio needed for peace and quiet. You need to wolf down the five though.

 

Food paedos

 

I went to Butlins in Skegness a couple of yeas ago and from the minute I stepped out the car this seagull terrorised me for the whole week.

It circled the apartment I was in all week, every time I opened the window I could hear it circling and squawking, then when I tried to step outside it would dive bomb me.

I tried to fight back with two tennis rackets but it just seemed to enrage the *.

I almost went and asked for a move it was that bad but no * bird is going to tell me what to do!

 

Remember going to that Craig Tara with the kids, and would always throw bread, chips any food onto the roof of a caravan with Huns in it and laugh like * as the gulls battered the roof, watching the * trying to chase gulls who ain't moving

 

Funny, how much different this menu card is compared to most Chinese restaurants in the Netherlands.

 

Mind seeing a seagul wolf down a full chicken wing bone included. The * had the bone stuck horizontal in its throat and it was sticking right out. The thing hardly flinched and casually flew away, it left all sorts of kids about traumatised greeting , looked like something from a horror film, daft birds.