Food that is utterly pointless

Squid.

Who the * wants to eat a squid?

 

Bubble and squeak..

Boak..

 

Bombay mix !!!

 

Looks like * swept up aff the floor.

 

Cracking accompaniment to a nice lager.

Anybody who says squid has never had it cooked properly.

 

Pork scratchings in the pub are pish as well..

Must cause about 5 deaths a year from choking *'s..

 

Most packet pork scratchings are only good for cracking your teeth, proper ones are great though. A fine accompaniment to a pint of bitter!

 

A pint of bitter and pork scratchings..

Please never share a pub with me..

 

Are you a lager and a dry roasted peanuts man?

 

Why? Afraid I will force you to drink it?

 

More like it..

Nobody could..

 

Then what are ya worried about!? I have mates who drink * like Fosters and Carling, sometimes I even buy them a pint!

 

Nothing wrong with a cold Carling..

 

Ooft taken it too far now, McGuire...

 

Anything low fat, especially butter.

 

There is, there really is. It tastes like cold vomit mixed with bleach.

 

It's usually used for fishing. I used to have an area manager who would send me for two pound of squid every time he went deep sea fishing

 

I'll concede this time..

 

I've never seen the point to Yorkshire pudding to be honest. It's neither fish nor fowl.Whenever I see it on the plate. I sometimes don't feel like eating it Needed to pour tons of gravy on it.

 

Can't beat a bit of calamari.