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Food that is utterly pointless

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Miles Platting, Aug 20, 2017.

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  1. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    Im lucky if i get bread with my sandwich and heres this posh *.._.
     
    M.E.T.H.O.D MAN, Aug 20, 2017
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  2. ChrisMoh

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    cucumber waters pretty refreshing.chop it up,add to big jug or bottle of water.good way to get vitamins and minereals in you and apparently more hydrating than normal water.a cucumber at 54 pence lasts me a week.you can get two to 3 refills per few slices of cucumber.
     
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  3. Big Mick Gold Member Gold Member

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    Miscalculated when ordering my chinese tonight and didn't spend enough to get a free bag of prawn crackers.

    Was * gutted when it arrived, chicken curry from the chinese without prawn crackers is a pointless food.
     
    Big Mick, Aug 20, 2017
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    https://www.theguardian.com/comment...spters-handle-unpalatable-truth-avocado-toast

    I have had a few rants about the ubiquity of avocado to my missus and mates. Now, don't get me wrong, I like a bit of guacamole with my fajitas, but this thing is everywhere. What's more, it is isn't just avocado, or guacamole or whatever, it is 'smashed' avocado! What the * are you smashing it with? It's a fruit ya hipster * and it tastes weird on toast. It's also all over your beard too.
    Avocados are grand, but as soon as I walk into a place that has it all over the menu, I am walking out. Those places usually serve drinks in things I normally keep jam in as well, and the food never comes on a plate, but a flowerpot, or toadstool or bicycle wheel or something that was designed for the purpose it is being used. This sort of thing.

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    clonbhoy, Aug 21, 2017
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  5. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    WHenever we get them they end up in the pres for days then get thrown out, can usually substitute the free bag for a free can of coke so dont know why we even get them
     
    M.E.T.H.O.D MAN, Aug 21, 2017
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  6. Big Mick Gold Member Gold Member

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    That's nae good mate, you need to eat them fresh. Otherwise they go all stale and chewy.

    You're supposed to scoop your rice and curry sauce up into them. Maybe get a couple of chips in there too. Lovely.
     
    Big Mick, Aug 21, 2017
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  7. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    They only go there because nobody likes em, you haven't convinced me but I'll move them one level above cucumber in the pointless ranking
     
    M.E.T.H.O.D MAN, Aug 21, 2017
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  8. Aidan O’Shea

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    Turkey. Just a dried up, * chicken that * only eat once a year because they're told to.
     
    Aidan O’Shea, Aug 21, 2017
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    No they are not ! Very nice on sarnies actually ! They also starred in a few movies when I was younger.
     
    Sydneysider, Aug 21, 2017
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  10. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Callum McGregor, Aug 21, 2017
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    Sweetcorn? what the * is the point, ye eat it then * it and it looks exactly the same, does it just bypass yer digestive system and just land on a *?
     
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  12. JML67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    See page 1.
     
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    Apologies, i didn't read that, just jumped straight in with my opinions.
     
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    All food is pointless. It should come in pill form, or a nutrient paste, like in sci-fi films.
     
    hakumeikirameki, Aug 21, 2017
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  15. Aidan O’Shea

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    I'm the same. Never touch the tasteless *.
     
    Aidan O’Shea, Aug 21, 2017
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  16. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Clearly my food soul mate. :56:
     
    Callum McGregor, Aug 21, 2017
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    The spicy prawn crackers out of Asda are banging..

    I scrunch the bag up and put a load in any Thai or curries I have..
     
    McChiellini.., Aug 21, 2017
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    Spinach.
     
    The Prof, Aug 21, 2017
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    Do not tell Parsley Phillip's cousin Eddie Spinach ffs!!:56:
     
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    I've just had Popeye on the phone telling me tae * right off ! :84:
     
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