FARTS

got a dodgy stomach the now so am scared to fart, might had take spare boxers to the game lol

 

Back in the day when I stood at tunnel 7 in the jungle (the Celtic end of centre on the upper section to the left of the hard core under the television gantry walkway) there would always be one or two farts at every game that fell into the category of "seek urgent medical attention pal", I mean vile beyond any possible comprehension with a deadly effect and a very wide blast area.

Farting, when alone in a house with a fully tiled bathroom, is the ultimate in acoustic puerile childish entertainment. One could only dream that it would be like letting rip in the millennium dome with a microphone attached to your bottom and all the amps switched on

 

Nothing says love more than cupping a real warm one and throwing it in the wife's face.

 

I introduced my girlfriend to a new experience the other night. She was completely unaware of the term "Dutch Oven".

She knows now.

 

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Did she plop her clogs?

 

The best ones are the hot burny ones that are on the dangerous side of becoming liquid. Russian roulette wie the pants.