FARTS

That's not what you whispered in my ear last night

 

* sorry was that you oops honest I still respect you .. :smiley-laughing002:

Ok you get the cake ..

 

Just the five or six today unfortunately

 

Farts are enjoyable now a days love the feeling when one breaks wind...

Now Sharts are another ball game ........

 

Due to illness I am not trusting any farts today.

 

I do not want swampy pants :smiley-laughing002:

 

84 today and counting

 

Cheers

 

Farting is becoming a right ordeal the older I get.

I feel one brewing but instead of letting rip like in my younger days, I need to let just a little out first, just to make sure there isn't any debris coming along for the ride.

 

Another farting pleasure is letting one go in a crowded lift and blaming the wife. Never gets old.

 

The art of farting has always been a private affair for me, I've never been one of the "hey lads I'm gonna fart" chaps. At home I enjoy my own privacy to deal with any gaseous events. The bathroom being the obvious and more comfortable location or if needs must, the garden. The garden is the destination of choice if my innards give me fair warning that there is a storm of biblical proportions brewing inside. My enjoyment of vaping allows an easy excuse to go outside and a counter agent perfume against anything resembling a sewage works on a hot sunny day escaping from my bottom.

My biggest concern these days is the increasing regularity of the requirement to release gas and some of the flavours that are being produced. It's a sad day when you find your own brand offensive.

 

Ad hominem.

 

I have to admit, the acoustics when farting into the bowl is very enjoyable.

 

A fully tiled bathroom results in a tremendous sound.