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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by superleigh, Mar 15, 2016.

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  1. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    Please drink some water as well though.
    * the diet and calories and the likes, but for the sake of your * and the pain later. Drink some water..
    Like 3litres of it

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    Peej, Mar 16, 2016
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  2. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    Why water?

    I've just horsed four litres of Diet Coke

    Yeah and I am aware of the irony
     
    blackfish, Mar 16, 2016
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  3. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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  4. superleigh

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    what stone are you ~?
     
    superleigh, Mar 16, 2016
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  5. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    14 stone 5' 11" ripped and sexy, just having a blow out today - literally
     
    blackfish, Mar 16, 2016
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    * sake i am 16 stone and 5,8 i suppose i am in no position to judge :smiley-laughing002: have fun sounds like a normal day to me minus all the diet juice
     
    superleigh, Mar 16, 2016
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  7. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    None of us are in a position to judge to be honest.
    Im just worried for the pain youll have in a few hours/tomorrow.

    Are you seriously up to 40pks? Or am I being naive again?


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    Peej, Mar 16, 2016
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    40 farts
     
    blackfish, Mar 16, 2016
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    40 farts am sure he means :56::56:
     
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  10. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    Hahahhahahhaaha

    Geez I actually was worried.

    Still, 14pks of crisps!!

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    Peej, Mar 16, 2016
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  11. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    I have noticed I tend to fart more at night and morning - more so in bed. Is it a relaxing thing or a general thing that we pass wind more often at these times?

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    Peej, Mar 16, 2016
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    House is mingin, I've got three hours to turn this place into a * Yankee candle showroom before the * hits the fan and my day off is appraised and critically analysed by my darling companion in her arrival home!

    Attending to three aquariums and eating crisps is not high on the scale of acceptable behaviour

    Best not to tell her about the excessive masturbation
     
    blackfish, Mar 16, 2016
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    Farting has become part of my daily morning routine.
     
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    Does anyone know why we fart ? why its loud and why they smell ?
     
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  15. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    Every door and window open. Burn as many unscented candles as you can
    Spray each room with airfreshen very half hour.


    And stop farting!!!!!!

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    Peej, Mar 16, 2016
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  16. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    Build up of methane and other gases from the * we eat.
    The sound is from the release and pressure.

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    Peej, Mar 16, 2016
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    It's even worse when you are constipated and have piles. Ouch.
     
    Drakhan, Mar 16, 2016
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    You need to do a *. Or you'll just keep farting like * all night.
     
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    do you welcome the chase ?
     
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