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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by superleigh, Mar 15, 2016.

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  1. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Go to the docs mate if by getting 'powerful' you mean smell wise , if you mean they are louder you really need to stop the * * as your ring is getting looser (hence the louder fart- its an echo), if you don't stop you will find you will * yerself next which would be rather embarrassing :50:
     
    Tim-Time 1888, Mar 15, 2016
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  2. Wolf

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    You seem to know a lot about this.:97:
     
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  3. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    He's been listening to you.
     
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  4. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Aye verbally :celt_2:
     
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  5. packybhoy Administrator Administrator

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    Smells like * talk.
     
    packybhoy, Mar 15, 2016
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  6. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    The awkward moment when it appears my sarcasm has backfired is here I see :bbpd:
     
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  7. superleigh

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    So you have had your * shagged :56: Talk about sharing to much info :smiley-laughing002:
     
    superleigh, Mar 15, 2016
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  8. superleigh

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    10 in about 10 mins after that curry
     
    superleigh, Mar 15, 2016
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  9. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    No jungo read post 26 :50::smiley-laughing002:
     
    Tim-Time 1888, Mar 15, 2016
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  10. Pinstripe

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    Knew a guy that could fart the tune Kumbaya, here, try it.


    [ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta5HnYtWBIs[/ame]
     
    Pinstripe, Mar 15, 2016
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  11. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Pussycat Dolls Lyrics





    I Hate My Farts Lyrics






    were driving slow
    i eat yellow snow
    on 5th avenue
    and right now
    im holding the radio
    up to my ear
    since i dont talk
    you all laugh
    my books overdue
    its cold outside
    but between us
    MY FART
    STINKS BAD
    AND YOU ARE
    GAGGING RIGHT NOW
    I KNOW
    THIS IS
    THE FART
    THAT ENDS US NOW
    i cant take it any longer
    my muscles should be stronger
    all we do is linger
    something bout my finger
    im trying super hard now
    but i have to let my fart out
    find a way to tell you
    your fart is stinky too
    your fart is stinky too
    i have so many fears
    that my fart will make you
    cry tears
    Everyday
    i make mistakes
    of farting in your face
    seems im bound
    to farting round
    the whole earth
    i have to talk
    to you now
    before the stench
    puts you to sleep
    but will you sleep
    when i tell you
    MY FART
    STINKS BAD
    AND YOU ARE
    GAGGING RIGHT NOW
    I KNOW
    THIS IS
    THE FART
    THAT ENDS US NOW
    i cant take it any longer
    my muscles should be stronger
    all we do is linger
    something bout my finger
    im trying super hard now
    but i have to let my fart out
    find a way to tell you
    your fart is stinky too
    your fart is stinky too
    i have so many fears
    that my fart will make you
    cry tears
    i know youll ask me
    to hold it in
    for if i fart
    it'll be a sin
    cause if i die
    there'll be no love
    forever more in your life
    i cant take it any longer
    my muscles should be stronger
    all we do is linger
    something bout my finger
    im trying super hard now
    but i have to let my fart out
    find a way to tell you
    i gotta let it out
    i gotta let it out
    i gotta let it out
    i hate my fart
    i gotta fart
    i gotta fart
    i gotta fart
    your fart is stinky too
    i just cant take my fears
    i hate this fart in here
    I HATE THIS FART IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Drakhan, Mar 15, 2016
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  12. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    At least 15 in the last two hours!

    It's definitely diet related. It's my day off today after a particularly stressful couple of weeks at work so I have had two cheap packets of Deli Ham from farm foods, 5 packets of Golden Wonder Salt n Vinegar, 5 Smokey Bacon and at least four Flame Grilled Steak Walkers Max Deep Ridge, half a * off bar of Galaxy and the place is stinking. I've got the windows open an oil burning scent glass orb type thing doing its stuff and I think I've just shat the bed
     
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  13. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    Now the count is at 17
     
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  14. Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    14pks of crisps in half a day? The *!!!
    Get drinking some water and flush your system!

    My diet isnt great wither and the week ive had on holiday is interesting to say the least for whats coming out the rear.

    Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk
     
    Peej, Mar 16, 2016
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  15. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    You've ate 2 packs of cold meat, 14 bags of crisps and half a big bar of chocolate in the time you've been up today?:smiley-laughing002: * me man I thought I was a greedy *.
     
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  16. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    shat the bed ......wow
     
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  17. superleigh

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    Sounds like a productive morning to me :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:
     
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  18. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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  19. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    Don't judge me, I'm depressed

    Besides I can't discuss my calorific intake when I'm still counting my gaseous output
     
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  20. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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