EPL and Stereotypes

oh you got me there lol if utd go out tomorrow night feel free slag m8 , its all banter

 

Think you will win tonight as eventhough you lost i wasn't that impressed with bayern. 3-1 tonight to man utd.

 

Man Utd - Historically they are stronger than everyone else after the Christmas period..

They still use that stereotype/fact but they kind of went quiet for a few seasons after Arsenal came back from something like a 12 point deficit to win the title over Utd one year..

 

Won't go into individual clubs, but to generalise the EPL - money talks.

The exceptions being Arsenal, Everton and Fulham but then again, what have they won recently?

Even the big spenders in the mid-table (Villa, Spurs, Sunderland) barely scrape the top 4 or Europe, and those towards the bottom (Pompey, West Ham, etc) fight relegation.

I really dislike that league and especially Man United's and the big 5's sense of entitlement.

 

I've just stolen this off an old thread I posted

Arsenal: Maria Sharapova: Beautiful, youthful, hasn't won a major in a while though.

Aston Villa: Avril Lavgine: Everyone talks about the potential but somehow there’s just nothing there in the end.

Birmingham City: Every woman: Sometimes up sometimes down.

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Blackburn Rovers: Kelly Clarkson: Not always pretty to look at but effective at what they do.

Bolton: Natalie Imbruglia: Always looks like they might go down but never does.

Chelsea: Margaret Thatcher: Hated by millions, loved by idiots.

Everton: Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling.

Fulham: Lily Allen: Not bad, not great, wouldn't really care if they stuck around or not.

Liverpool: Britney Spears: Really successful at one point but now every time they look like they may return to former glory they self implode.

Man City: Charlotte Church: Proof money can't buy class.

Man Utd: Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

Portsmouth: Lindsay Lohan: You can’t deny their success, but you worry the end may be near.

Stoke: Serena Williams: You don’t want to look at them play, but a) you can’t help it and b) by * do they know how to win.

Tottenham: Keira Knightley: Good English spine.

West Ham: Cameron Diaz: Good looking, attracts a lot of young boys who leave them when they feel they can do better.

Wigan: Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability

 

winner is ricardoooo lol best one yet, though kelly clarkson is ALWAYS hot when i see her lol