In a word...*, and to be fair that is probably the most embarrising thing that has ever happened in the history of everything ever.
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you just blabberd to everybody ya *
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Thats quite a situation you have there mate.
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hahahahahahaha school boy error not locking the door
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* sake armitage shanks :icon_mrgreen:
Maybe you could explain to her what you were doing???
A is some story mate she will think your a pure weirdo:56:
Could have been worse mate she could have walked in and you were skelping the helmet right off yourself. -
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AC Slatering! :56: What possessed you to do this??
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[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=kHKvruzbWl4[/YOUTUBE]
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ha ha ha ha, that is * hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! truly * hilarious!!! what possessed you??
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What I'm thinking is you could take your good lady's mum to one side, say you're awfully embarrassed about what happened but explain you've been at the doctors for a medical problem and that one way you and the doctor explored to get you more comfortable on the pan was to sit like that just until your 'wee problem' cleared.
This could be piles, a rash or whatever else you make up - but just make sure you are convincing, maybe do it over the phone - say you haven't been able to sleep since that happened because of what she might be thinking and explain that you don't make a habit of doing that, it's just that the doctor suggested it for a wee while.
Meanwhile, your burd will know what a nutter you are, so tell her the truth so she doesn't think you've been at the doctors without her knowing. Problem solved. :50: -
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hahhahahahaha cheers the bhoy malone, that 1 of the funest thing ive heard in a while, uve made my day, hail hail:56::56::icon_mrgreen:
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* sake AC Slatering tht is a classic :56::56: You made my day with that story but it is a bit of a predicament you have got yourself into
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if my boyfriend did that i would think it was hilarious, and would forgive him, but if he told me he had to * backwards due to a very personal problem, i woud get shot of him, i say you should come clean!!
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ive read that one awhile ago, and have considered trying it.
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sounds like your relationship is going down the toilet.:56:
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You should maybe elaborate on the problems, in case she think you're some kind of deviant. :icon_mrgreen:
Tell her it's piles as well as you've been having stomach problems which have been causing enlarged, uncomfortable stools :eek1: and the doctor suggested squatting on the pan whilst holding on to the toilet seat cover thingymajig to help you push. That's why you were facing backwards. :50:
Tell her there's no way you should have been at somebody else's house doing that, that you wish you'd stayed in but you never expected to need to go the toilet, you thought you made sure you went before you went out but it just came over you all of a sudden. :50:
And offer to pay for any damages you may have caused to the pan. :56: -
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Angie, he should come clean with his burd, aye - but not the maw ffs, they don't appreciate antics like that especially where * is concerned. :56:
He should say to his missus what the scenario is, and lie to her maw. :50: -
ha ha ha thats ridulous...DO NOT TELL HER THAT :56::56::56::56: -
Thats a bad one mate, but tbh i think it would be a bit harsh of her to dump you hopefully she just laughs it off mate. :50:
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